Here's what would happen if Canada joined the European Union
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Why would we? The european Union already has existing territory in Latein america, so a north American Country joining aint ruled Out.
*technically, thanks to France, we already have a Union, where the sun never sets. If it we're Not for the fact, that those other territories are Not recognized as being an integral territory by France , therefore Not being within EU jurisdiction.
I guess, If a certain orange would try to coerce France into selling those territories, this opinion of france would change fast -
Is there anything in EU regulations that mandates technical standards that would be difficult to replace on a Canada-wide scale, such as 220V/50Hz mains electricity, RF spectrum, TV broadcasting formats and such? How much of a mess would it make to split these into âEU Westâ and âEU Eastâ, and to balance that with there being a notional single market (âwhat do you mean the TV I bought in Toronto wonât work in Prague?â)
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Canada and Mexico should form the American Union and immediately pincer the United States, economically and literally.
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To join the European Union the country must be located in Europe. I don't think Canada will fill up this criteria.
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Is it still a pincer is it's ABAB? Don't forget Alaska.
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French Guyana would like a word! Maybe we should just join an already existing European country.
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shouldnt eu then be called atlantic union or something
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âIâm a little bit dismayed that this unrealistic debate about EU membership kind of distracts from the things that could really be done to intensify the relationship,â said Hurrelmann. âHow could we try to speed up processes of regulatory alignment under CETA? How could we encourage European investment in Canada in areas such as critical raw materials?⌠Those, I think, are the kinds of debates for which thereâs really a lot of potential. And the Canada-EU economic relationship can definitely become closer and can be intensified, and that would be beneficial for both sides, but not through Canadaâs membership in the EU.â
Hmm. I'm not actually sure that's a problem. Even if we say we want to, the first steps are doing things like aligning regulations and setting up free movement, like this suggests.
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They should annex Mexico too and call it the North American - European Union. The NAEU.
Can you imagine the trading asset Mexico could mean for the European Union? Plus, cracking down on drug trafficking across the Atlantic would be easier.
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They should call the new deal the MexiCana or something. Good for all 3 languages.
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Maybe like North Atlantic Treaty
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No, thatâs scissors
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Nah - Canada can Naxit since we have an extensive land border with Denmark. And nearly every Canadian could make the grueling cross Atlantic swim to France.
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Things like that seem to take years. Meanwhile in any sane world youâd expect US to return to sanity in four years
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Saint Pierre and Miquelon is part of the EU and 19km off the coast of Canada.
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Transatlantic Union go!
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Move around some tectonic plates and they'll be here in no time. (Canadians, you might want to stand at a doorframe or under a sturdy table for this one.)
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Declare war on, say, France, immediately surrender and become a part of the EU.
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Canada... Northwest Europe.
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As all things should be