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    If I were to, hypothetically, want to weld my asshole shut, how should I go about doing this? Is it even possible? What might be the repercussions of doing this?

    For context, I have zero experience in welding and the human anatomy so any help at all would be greatly appreciated.

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      If I were to, hypothetically, want to weld my asshole shut, how should I go about doing this? Is it even possible? What might be the repercussions of doing this?

      For context, I have zero experience in welding and the human anatomy so any help at all would be greatly appreciated.

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      What might be the repercussions of doing this?

      Oooh, absolutely nothing! No side effects whatsoever, it really improves your quality of life!

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        What might be the repercussions of doing this?

        Oooh, absolutely nothing! No side effects whatsoever, it really improves your quality of life!

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        No need to go poop anymore. Definitely a plus.

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          If I were to, hypothetically, want to weld my asshole shut, how should I go about doing this? Is it even possible? What might be the repercussions of doing this?

          For context, I have zero experience in welding and the human anatomy so any help at all would be greatly appreciated.

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          There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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            If I were to, hypothetically, want to weld my asshole shut, how should I go about doing this? Is it even possible? What might be the repercussions of doing this?

            For context, I have zero experience in welding and the human anatomy so any help at all would be greatly appreciated.

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            I never thought I'd have any reason to share this link, but here we are. This woman had her anus removed...

            https://youtube.com/watch?v=gXCbI2_pQfU

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              If I were to, hypothetically, want to weld my asshole shut, how should I go about doing this? Is it even possible? What might be the repercussions of doing this?

              For context, I have zero experience in welding and the human anatomy so any help at all would be greatly appreciated.

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              Where would the poo go? The only thing I can think of is that it would back up until it comes out your mouth. (Although I can think of a few people that talk shit, maybe that’s what happened).

              I don’t think welding would work. You’d have to stitch it shut and wait for the flesh to grow together, which might take a few weeks. I don’t know if cauterisation would count as welding, and I don’t know if the seam would be strong enough to resist the back pressure. If it tears open due to said pressure, there’s also the risk of infection due to foreign matter entering the bloodstream.

              Why don’t you start with a cork or a butt plug and see how well it works after the first twelve hours? Then if you like the result, apply superglue for a quick fix.

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                Where would the poo go? The only thing I can think of is that it would back up until it comes out your mouth. (Although I can think of a few people that talk shit, maybe that’s what happened).

                I don’t think welding would work. You’d have to stitch it shut and wait for the flesh to grow together, which might take a few weeks. I don’t know if cauterisation would count as welding, and I don’t know if the seam would be strong enough to resist the back pressure. If it tears open due to said pressure, there’s also the risk of infection due to foreign matter entering the bloodstream.

                Why don’t you start with a cork or a butt plug and see how well it works after the first twelve hours? Then if you like the result, apply superglue for a quick fix.

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                Thanks, this was very helpful. I'll make sure to try this when I get the chance.

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                  If I were to, hypothetically, want to weld my asshole shut, how should I go about doing this? Is it even possible? What might be the repercussions of doing this?

                  For context, I have zero experience in welding and the human anatomy so any help at all would be greatly appreciated.

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                  Superglue and laxatives may or may not have been used as a method of torture - so maybe it’s documented.

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                    If I were to, hypothetically, want to weld my asshole shut, how should I go about doing this? Is it even possible? What might be the repercussions of doing this?

                    For context, I have zero experience in welding and the human anatomy so any help at all would be greatly appreciated.

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                    Welding would not be an effective way to close your asshole.

                    Welding involves turning the existing materials to be affixed into a liquid by melting it, then resolidifying it such that both materials are bonded.

                    If you would try to weld your asshole, you are going to end up burning it instead. Should charred bits of your asshole become molten and bond, it is likely that those charred bits won't have a healthy bond to your unburnt skin, so the weld will fail quickly.

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