What's an absurd luxury you pine for?
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there is a pocket star trek novel i can't find a physical copy for less than 100$ called "a stitch in time". for some reason they won't reprint it (they released an audiobook recently but i don't personally like reading books that are not physical paper books).
Rule of Acquisition #3: Never spend more on an acquisition than you have to
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ICE MAKER
Infinite ice whenever you want, uh, yes, add to cart
Private Jet. Not because I want to live like a billionaire but because I friggin hate going through TSA and lately every time I travel the airlines seem to have little value-add over just driving.
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Having all my teeth.
"Luxury Bones"
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Proper espresso bar with a good grinder, machine, and all the meme accessories
Don't let your memes be dreams. I have a budget set up and definitely make better espresso than most cafes.
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Don't let your memes be dreams. I have a budget set up and definitely make better espresso than most cafes.
Once you get good at it at home, it gets hard to justify buying coffee out, ever. Paying like $6 USD for something you can make better at home.
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ICE MAKER
Infinite ice whenever you want, uh, yes, add to cart
Heated foot bath. They're not that expensive, but its real roman emperor hours if you work from home and can have a jacuzzi for your feet.
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Kitty holsters.
A kitten in a holster on each side. Ready for anything as long as i got my kitty holstersI fucking love this
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ICE MAKER
Infinite ice whenever you want, uh, yes, add to cart
Bread maker. Fresh bread all the time with minimal effort. Takes too much space and isn't worth the spend
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ICE MAKER
Infinite ice whenever you want, uh, yes, add to cart
Garlic peeled
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Kitty holsters.
A kitten in a holster on each side. Ready for anything as long as i got my kitty holstersHow about a hammock chest holster, so you're always snuggling?
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Private Jet. Not because I want to live like a billionaire but because I friggin hate going through TSA and lately every time I travel the airlines seem to have little value-add over just driving.
TSA Precheck. Yes, it’s borderline extortion but it really is a LOT faster and more stress free at major hubs.
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ICE MAKER
Infinite ice whenever you want, uh, yes, add to cart
Ah, I see you have a Samsung refrigerator.
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My wife wanted an ice maker. Thought it a silly idea but indulged her nonetheless. Well, turns out I freaking love it. Well worth the investment in my opinion
Same, I even had a fridge that included one and I never bothered to hook it up, I thought it was stupid because it took up valuable freezer space. Then one day I rented an apartment that had one and found out that boy was I ever wrong, living in a tropical country these things are an absolute godsend.
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A house with a yard in a city with good subway access
What color do you want your dragon?
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Not every kitchen has the plumbing for it.
A plumber can fix that in a couple of hours
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A autonomous driving electric camper with a bed and auto-find free parking space, Solar roof.
This one honestly sounds amazing, it could be like an overnight train
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A nugget ice machine. Nuggets ice is the perfect chewing ice - not too hard it will crack teeth, even consistency unlike crushed ice, firm like tight packed snow. It's like chewing on frosty heaven.
But it's absurdly expensive for what little it does. At least a couple hundred dollars for a counter top ice maker that does nothing but make perfect ice.
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Ah, I see you have a Samsung refrigerator.
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ICE MAKER
Infinite ice whenever you want, uh, yes, add to cart
Free healthcare.
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ICE MAKER
Infinite ice whenever you want, uh, yes, add to cart
10,000 acres of land in the northern mountains, with all associated rights (mineral, water, etc.).
I really, really, really don't want to have neighbors. I already live in a rural area, and I still have neighbors 1/4 mile away that blast their music at 11pm loud enough to make out the lyrics. I want to be able to see the stars at night with no light pollution, and see wildlife that's barely seen people.
