Let's play this game again
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Unfortunately I am already perfection, and unfortunately the side effect is living amongst the humans and seeing them for what they are, unable to help them in meaningful ways.
You get downvoted because lemmy thinks this is arrogant.
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Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.
Every single human animal hates your guts
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I'm gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
"I ___, but only when I'm hard."Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.
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as you specified a square meter and not cubic meter, you only delete an infinitly thin plane of matter, rendering your superpower useless
Really really good at cutting things in half though. I think it still counts as a super power
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Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.
But the transformation also transforms the universe you're in each time, so in order to transform again you need to find a fictional character mentioned in that universe. Researching and planning your transformation routes takes up most of your time now.
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everyone in a 1 kilometer radius takes your sleepyiness so if you dont sleep for 6 weeks everyone around you juat dies from sleep depervation
Well isn't that okay? If you live in a big city your need to sleep of 8 hours is spread to a lot of people so people would just need to add few seconds of their sleep.
If you're traveling away from civilization, that's another story.
Hmm, your side effect also doesn't specify the organism taking the sleep burden is a human so it can spread to other animals. By virtue this is a pretty useless side effect or even can be used as an explanation on how their powers work.
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You get downvoted because lemmy thinks this is arrogant.
That is correct, yes.
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I am ironman
Permanently magnetized
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impeccable social skills
But a sociopath
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Lmao not how it works. Things are only moving in relation to other things, if you're affixed to the earth then almost any other point on earth relative to you is not moving.
If you teleport in refence to some other celestial body that sounds kind of dumb and also possibly a skill issue.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]The surface of the earth at the equator is moving at ~1600 km/hr in order to rotate fully in a day. If you teleport to the opposite side of the planet, you'll still be moving at that speed but the surface there is moving in the opposite direction. You will now be having a very bad day.
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Teleportation.
But you age 1 week every time you teleport
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ability to make people say/do what you want them to
But me and you don't want the same things
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You have to live to come to these conclusions
I came to these conclusions and I lived!
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Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all
Vaccines cure autism
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The surface of the earth at the equator is moving at ~1600 km/hr in order to rotate fully in a day. If you teleport to the opposite side of the planet, you'll still be moving at that speed but the surface there is moving in the opposite direction. You will now be having a very bad day.
wrote on last edited by [email protected](Along the equator) in relation to the core along the polar axis. See how I did that? I filled in your implied point of reference. Isn't that a pretty stupid reference compared to, idk, where your are standing now?
How much is a 3 square feet patch of grass moving in relation to the one nearest you? Two points on a grid. It doesn't matter if the grid is being translated around an axis, the two points are basically fixed and dont move in relation to each other.
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It would be great for raw reaction time, granted you'd still have to wait for your body to catch up.
Would your reaction time change? Maybe the neurons in your brain would be going at super speed, but maybe your peripheral nerves would still be slow. So, the time between hearing something and the signal getting to your brain would still take ages. Or, the light would hit your eyes, but it would be a long time before that was processed into a signal your ultra-fast brain could use.
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Really really good at cutting things in half though. I think it still counts as a super power
Unfortunately the universe consists of mostly empty space and the infinitely thin cut passess between sub-atomic particles, barely tickling the vacuum fluctuations
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Unfortunately the universe consists of mostly empty space and the infinitely thin cut passess between sub-atomic particles, barely tickling the vacuum fluctuations
wait until i cut some uranium nuclei
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It's more funny that way.
It’s not. It’s predictable and pathetic. Typical reddit level stupidity.
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Would your reaction time change? Maybe the neurons in your brain would be going at super speed, but maybe your peripheral nerves would still be slow. So, the time between hearing something and the signal getting to your brain would still take ages. Or, the light would hit your eyes, but it would be a long time before that was processed into a signal your ultra-fast brain could use.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]You can't actually change time, just your perception of time.
If you can't perceive anything while time is frozen as a consequence of biological structure, then your "side-effect" is just complete nullification. You wouldn't be changing your perception of time at all. Not much of a side-effect.
If your brain and senses can act at super speed but everything else in your body acts in real time, you'd still have an advantage in reaction time as you would be able to recognize and initiate your first reaction near-instantly.
