Let's play this game again
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You get downvoted because lemmy thinks this is arrogant.
That is correct, yes.
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I am ironman
Permanently magnetized
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impeccable social skills
But a sociopath
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Lmao not how it works. Things are only moving in relation to other things, if you're affixed to the earth then almost any other point on earth relative to you is not moving.
If you teleport in refence to some other celestial body that sounds kind of dumb and also possibly a skill issue.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]The surface of the earth at the equator is moving at ~1600 km/hr in order to rotate fully in a day. If you teleport to the opposite side of the planet, you'll still be moving at that speed but the surface there is moving in the opposite direction. You will now be having a very bad day.
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Teleportation.
But you age 1 week every time you teleport
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ability to make people say/do what you want them to
But me and you don't want the same things
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You have to live to come to these conclusions
I came to these conclusions and I lived!
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Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all
Vaccines cure autism
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The surface of the earth at the equator is moving at ~1600 km/hr in order to rotate fully in a day. If you teleport to the opposite side of the planet, you'll still be moving at that speed but the surface there is moving in the opposite direction. You will now be having a very bad day.
wrote on last edited by [email protected](Along the equator) in relation to the core along the polar axis. See how I did that? I filled in your implied point of reference. Isn't that a pretty stupid reference compared to, idk, where your are standing now?
How much is a 3 square feet patch of grass moving in relation to the one nearest you? Two points on a grid. It doesn't matter if the grid is being translated around an axis, the two points are basically fixed and dont move in relation to each other.
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It would be great for raw reaction time, granted you'd still have to wait for your body to catch up.
Would your reaction time change? Maybe the neurons in your brain would be going at super speed, but maybe your peripheral nerves would still be slow. So, the time between hearing something and the signal getting to your brain would still take ages. Or, the light would hit your eyes, but it would be a long time before that was processed into a signal your ultra-fast brain could use.
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Really really good at cutting things in half though. I think it still counts as a super power
Unfortunately the universe consists of mostly empty space and the infinitely thin cut passess between sub-atomic particles, barely tickling the vacuum fluctuations
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Unfortunately the universe consists of mostly empty space and the infinitely thin cut passess between sub-atomic particles, barely tickling the vacuum fluctuations
wait until i cut some uranium nuclei
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It's more funny that way.
It’s not. It’s predictable and pathetic. Typical reddit level stupidity.
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Would your reaction time change? Maybe the neurons in your brain would be going at super speed, but maybe your peripheral nerves would still be slow. So, the time between hearing something and the signal getting to your brain would still take ages. Or, the light would hit your eyes, but it would be a long time before that was processed into a signal your ultra-fast brain could use.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]You can't actually change time, just your perception of time.
If you can't perceive anything while time is frozen as a consequence of biological structure, then your "side-effect" is just complete nullification. You wouldn't be changing your perception of time at all. Not much of a side-effect.
If your brain and senses can act at super speed but everything else in your body acts in real time, you'd still have an advantage in reaction time as you would be able to recognize and initiate your first reaction near-instantly.
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I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
You must drink copious amounts of water to convert into spaghetti and meat (but immunity to water intoxication).
It takes something like 1800 gallons of water to produce 1 pound of beef... but I feel like that's too extreme for a side-effect. Anyone care to suggest a good ratio?
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you notice peculiar signs that foretell great calamities but you can never make sense of it
Wait isn't that neurodiversity? Or is this just a default state of all people?
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The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.
But they want to change their character every time.
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With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
You can't control which authoritarian dictator or when
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This sucks because all of the responses are negative.
Then start making positive ones
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impeccable social skills
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Just as many shitty people appreciate is as amazing people
