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  • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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    #7

    At least they didn’t call it a suppository.

    “GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”

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    • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

      A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.

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      #8

      Go fork yourself.

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        Go fork yourself.

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        You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply

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        • S [email protected]

          Go fork yourself.

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          #10

          Not without an e-note

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          • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

            Not without an e-note

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            #11

            I'm not here to shame kinks but holy hell bro.

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            • artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

              You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply

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              Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

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              • P [email protected]

                Either that or they're doing the same amount of research they normally do. It's hard to tell.

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                But then why use

                Term: explanation

                and directly below that

                "Term"-- explanation

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                • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

                  But then why use

                  Term: explanation

                  and directly below that

                  "Term"-- explanation

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                  For the same reason the whole title is in quotes: American literacy is very poor.

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                    Go fork yourself.

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                    #15

                    Wow, finally doxxed yourself as The Blue Raja

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                    • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

                      But then why use

                      Term: explanation

                      and directly below that

                      "Term"-- explanation

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                      Oh my gods I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out. It's so upsetting.

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                      • E [email protected]

                        Dafuq is an e-note.

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                        An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.

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                        • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                          This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

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                          At least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.

                          Did they let a 6 year old write that up?

                          THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.

                          Or am I being trolled.

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                            Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.

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                            Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.

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                            • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

                              But then why use

                              Term: explanation

                              and directly below that

                              "Term"-- explanation

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                              And directly between those:
                              "Term"--explanation (no space after "--")

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                              • E [email protected]

                                Dafuq is an e-note.

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                                A little less formal than an e-mails.

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                                • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                                  This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

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                                  I'm almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn't give a shit really.

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                                    And directly between those:
                                    "Term"--explanation (no space after "--")

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                                    I think --explanation is the command line switch to output a brief summary of a git command.

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                                      I'm convinced that's ment to get people riled up.

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                                      From Fox News? Couldn't be.

                                      It's 10pm, do you know where your Secrets are?

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                                      • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                        They should just have said it’s “like email”.

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                                        • dave@feddit.ukD [email protected]

                                          I'm almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn't give a shit really.

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                                          Well, – you see – a colon can never follow quotation marks, in traditional typography: only ever two hyphens~

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