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Fox news trying to explain github.

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  • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

    Not without an e-note

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    #11

    I'm not here to shame kinks but holy hell bro.

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    • artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

      You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply

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      wrote on last edited by
      #12

      Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

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      • P [email protected]

        Either that or they're doing the same amount of research they normally do. It's hard to tell.

        30p87@feddit.org3 This user is from outside of this forum
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        #13

        But then why use

        Term: explanation

        and directly below that

        "Term"-- explanation

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        • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

          But then why use

          Term: explanation

          and directly below that

          "Term"-- explanation

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          wrote on last edited by
          #14

          For the same reason the whole title is in quotes: American literacy is very poor.

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          • S [email protected]

            Go fork yourself.

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            #15

            Wow, finally doxxed yourself as The Blue Raja

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            • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

              But then why use

              Term: explanation

              and directly below that

              "Term"-- explanation

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              wrote on last edited by
              #16

              Oh my gods I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out. It's so upsetting.

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              • E [email protected]

                Dafuq is an e-note.

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                wrote on last edited by
                #17

                An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.

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                • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                  This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

                  psaldorn@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #18

                  At least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.

                  Did they let a 6 year old write that up?

                  THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.

                  Or am I being trolled.

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                  • M [email protected]

                    Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.

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                    wrote on last edited by
                    #19

                    Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.

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                    • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

                      But then why use

                      Term: explanation

                      and directly below that

                      "Term"-- explanation

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                      wrote on last edited by
                      #20

                      And directly between those:
                      "Term"--explanation (no space after "--")

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                      • E [email protected]

                        Dafuq is an e-note.

                        satyrsack@lemmy.sdf.orgS This user is from outside of this forum
                        satyrsack@lemmy.sdf.orgS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        wrote on last edited by
                        #21

                        A little less formal than an e-mails.

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                        • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                          This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

                          dave@feddit.ukD This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #22

                          I'm almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn't give a shit really.

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                          • N [email protected]

                            And directly between those:
                            "Term"--explanation (no space after "--")

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                            #23

                            I think --explanation is the command line switch to output a brief summary of a git command.

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                            • M [email protected]

                              I'm convinced that's ment to get people riled up.

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                              #24

                              From Fox News? Couldn't be.

                              It's 10pm, do you know where your Secrets are?

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                              • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                                This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

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                                #25

                                They should just have said it’s “like email”.

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                                • dave@feddit.ukD [email protected]

                                  I'm almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn't give a shit really.

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                                  #26

                                  Well, – you see – a colon can never follow quotation marks, in traditional typography: only ever two hyphens~

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                                  • M [email protected]

                                    Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.

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                                    #27

                                    You'd probably spell words correctly though, right?

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                                    • M [email protected]

                                      Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.

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                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #28

                                      Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).

                                      Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.

                                      Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.

                                      I think I even got the word count down.

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                                      • N [email protected]

                                        They should just have said it’s “like email”.

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                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #29

                                        A series of tubes.

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                                        • artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

                                          You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply

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                                          #30

                                          unzip
                                          strip
                                          touch
                                          finger
                                          grep
                                          mount
                                          fsck
                                          more
                                          yes
                                          fsck
                                          fsck
                                          fsck
                                          umount
                                          sleep

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