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      Bye bye, blood magic! But the ancient scroll could be equally spooky. And I could just bury the orb, I guess. 🤷

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        Pageboy seems most expendable. But I would meltdown I must confess

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          Pageboy seems most expendable. But I would meltdown I must confess

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          Who else is going to boy the pages?

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            Bye bye, blood magic! But the ancient scroll could be equally spooky. And I could just bury the orb, I guess. 🤷

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            How will you ponder with no orb

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              Eye of newt can go. Most recipes can use an eye of frog to pretty much the same effect. And they are also a lot cheaper.

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                Eye of newt can go. Most recipes can use an eye of frog to pretty much the same effect. And they are also a lot cheaper.

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                Eh, eye of frog tastes terrible though and due to size thickens the mixture. Can't even just use less as that throws off the cornea to iris ratio.

                Sure, if effects all you care about, go at it. Some of us are craftsmen though.

                Owl cats gotta go. Love them but they're just a companion. I have a thousand rats to keep me company.

                Can't lose blood magic, can't have blood magic without page boy, ancient scroll has that sweet wrinkle, nah owl cats where it's at

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                  Eh, eye of frog tastes terrible though and due to size thickens the mixture. Can't even just use less as that throws off the cornea to iris ratio.

                  Sure, if effects all you care about, go at it. Some of us are craftsmen though.

                  Owl cats gotta go. Love them but they're just a companion. I have a thousand rats to keep me company.

                  Can't lose blood magic, can't have blood magic without page boy, ancient scroll has that sweet wrinkle, nah owl cats where it's at

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                  If you cannot add some other stuff like simple sugar or quartz energised coal to improve the taste you just don't deserve to brew.

                  I also mostly distill my potions and then powderise them and compress into capsules. Take them with water. Improves shelf life and storability.

                  I guess owl cats can also go. If you cannot make a 3d area of effect spell to just nuke any rodents especially the flying rats you are a subpar wizard.

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                  • wizard_pope@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                    If you cannot add some other stuff like simple sugar or quartz energised coal to improve the taste you just don't deserve to brew.

                    I also mostly distill my potions and then powderise them and compress into capsules. Take them with water. Improves shelf life and storability.

                    I guess owl cats can also go. If you cannot make a 3d area of effect spell to just nuke any rodents especially the flying rats you are a subpar wizard.

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                    With all this newfangled nonsense I'm surprised you didn't pick ancient scroll or the orb like that other loser.

                    Or should I say poser. Wizard Pope my ass mole.

                    I'm a traditionalist and here you are suggesting I kill my 1000 rats? Ha, can't even bend the minds of rodents to assist you in your craft. Rats are friends, not filth.

                    Run along now with your microdose potions and pumpkin spice hex concoctions. I'll be here unlocking the depths of concious while enjoying the natural taste of a craft you could never achieve

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                      With all this newfangled nonsense I'm surprised you didn't pick ancient scroll or the orb like that other loser.

                      Or should I say poser. Wizard Pope my ass mole.

                      I'm a traditionalist and here you are suggesting I kill my 1000 rats? Ha, can't even bend the minds of rodents to assist you in your craft. Rats are friends, not filth.

                      Run along now with your microdose potions and pumpkin spice hex concoctions. I'll be here unlocking the depths of concious while enjoying the natural taste of a craft you could never achieve

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                      Well bending their minds is not the issue whan you need them. The issue is when you don't need them.

                      They make a mess and you have to make sure they are fed or they will destroy your lab. Constantly controling them gets exhausting. And don't talk about you proprietary mind control stones. They never work as advertised and just lose connection so you have to restart the whole mind controll process on some rats.

                      Just more hassle than it's worth honestly.

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                        Bye bye, blood magic! But the ancient scroll could be equally spooky. And I could just bury the orb, I guess. 🤷

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                        Hard agree. Blood Magic is just mystical credit card debt. You have to pay a some point.

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                          I don't need no damn pageboy when I can magic up a golem that can do the same job!

                          Page boys who complain about losing their jobs to magic are just luddites anyway.

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                            The actual pageboy or just the yeye-ass haircut?

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                              Who else is going to boy the pages?

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                              I almost spit out my coffee hahaha

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                                I see eye of newt, but where, prithee, is your...

                                sQuIrT oF lEmOn? 🍋‍🟩🤏

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                                  Hard agree. Blood Magic is just mystical credit card debt. You have to pay a some point.

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                                  You have to pay a some point.

                                  Someone has to pay for it, not necessarily you. You can get all kinds of blood, sometimes even consensually!

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                                    Eye of newt is just what they called mustard seeds, so that

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                                      I don't need no damn pageboy when I can magic up a golem that can do the same job!

                                      Page boys who complain about losing their jobs to magic are just luddites anyway.

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                                      You can’t fuck a golem.

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                                        You can’t fuck a golem.

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                                        Not with that attitude. Sounds like your weird still isn't enough of a pro yet.

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                                          Not with that attitude. Sounds like your weird still isn't enough of a pro yet.

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                                          You think I haven’t tried!? If you build a butthole in your golem, all the clay leaks out. What do you think I spent all that time at CERN for? Particles aren’t the only objects I tried to enter at a great rate of speed! Years of research went into that answer! My own wife left me for the golem! You think my weird isn’t pro!? My weird is magna cum loud from the graduating class of yo mama’s house, ya snot flicker!

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