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    Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it's just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.

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    I was under the impression that, in the US, public bathrooms operate under some kind of gender-based “purge rules”, and that’s why it’s so essential to know who’s fair game

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      What does the Braille say?

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      I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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      • simplejack@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        “The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”

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        Jesus that's funny

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        • wunami@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

          On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren't handicapped.

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          Obviously!

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            I'm thinking the silhouette of a classic Area 51 style alien.

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            Oh I'm stupid. I meant the other left.

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              Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.

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              But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?

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              • wunami@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren't handicapped.

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                Landing gear.

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                • H [email protected]

                  It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.

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                  I mean op's not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop

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                    And if they don't they're an android, and should be destroyed.

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                    • yareckt@lemmynsfw.comY [email protected]

                      Oh I'm stupid. I meant the other left.

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                      Oh that one, yeah... no fuckin clue. Maybe a cyberman from Dr Who, but like... wearing a suit?

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                      • yareckt@lemmynsfw.comY [email protected]

                        Oh I'm stupid. I meant the other left.

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                        Frankenstein's monster?

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                          I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?

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                          Everytime I see ocean things I think of SOMA. I may have some sort of mental disorder.

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                            I mean op's not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop

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                            That guy shits

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                              But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?

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                              Why yes, human women are famously known for wearing cutlery in their hairdo.

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                                Disgusting, this sign discriminates against robots.

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                                Do... robots... poop now? 😧

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                                  Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it's just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.

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                                  Some people seem to only not assault others because they might get called out on it, so they assume everyone else is the same way. It’s pretty weird, and they’re really just telling on themselves.

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                                  • thetechnician27@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    Why did I think the centaur on the left was a man doing unspeakable things to a small elephant

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                                    You wouldn't fuck a malnourished baby elephant.

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                                      Do... robots... poop now? 😧

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                                      Everybody poops, and if they don't they're an android

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                                      • wunami@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                        On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren't handicapped.

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                                        They might also get around like sea lions, hard to say.

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                                        • yareckt@lemmynsfw.comY [email protected]

                                          Oh I'm stupid. I meant the other left.

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                                          Looks like a robot.

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