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    Is spoopy a typo or a slang people use? So spooky that it made one poop(y)?

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    it was in 2017

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      Fake: OP heard a ghost

      Gay: OP touched a dick

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        Fake: OP heard a ghost

        Gay: OP touched a dick

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        Does that mean that anyone who masturbates is at least a homosexual? and if so, does that mean that all straight people who masturbate are automatically bi?

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          Does that mean that anyone who masturbates is at least a homosexual? and if so, does that mean that all straight people who masturbate are automatically bi?

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          Yes, unless they say “no homo” before masturbating. Or peeing. Or washing themselves.

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            Anon fell asleep

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            Aaah, the old sexy radio dream again

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              I was never a detailer or interior guy, but I painted a lot of cars that went through auctions and used car lots, and I've seen things man, unexplainable things. Not that they lacked potential solutions, but that the questions should never be asked

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                I was never a detailer or interior guy, but I painted a lot of cars that went through auctions and used car lots, and I've seen things man, unexplainable things. Not that they lacked potential solutions, but that the questions should never be asked

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                  Yes, unless they say “no homo” before masturbating. Or peeing. Or washing themselves.

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                  I am now saying that everytime I go pee from now on lol

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                    Why would someone jerk off to keep himself awake? That is the opposite of what ejaculation does.

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                      I am now saying that everytime I go pee from now on lol

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                      it would be funny to hear someone say "no homo" while alone in a public bathroom. please do it

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                        Why would someone jerk off to keep himself awake? That is the opposite of what ejaculation does.

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                        Ejaculation, sure, but getting there is pretty invigorating. You just gotta edge until you hit your exit.

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