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    Now i see why people suspect that em dash = ai, that's a lot of em dash.

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    Also three dots but it's one character. Reddit's popular subs are full of AI. Super duper scary.

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    • P [email protected]

      I am not AI. Probably.

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      Probably.

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      • hexn3t@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

        There's a difference between (this—this) and (this--this).

        I will always use the latter because I am not bothering with typing allat.

        I am not AI. Probably.

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        I have a script that turns this -- into this — on my computer, but tbf I'm probably an AI so that tracks.

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        • S [email protected]

          Y'all laugh, but if he's literate he's beyond half of all Americans. If he can work a computer, and Office to boot!, he's beyond the remaining half.

          I worked at an employment firm and I can say if you're on this platform, you have no idea how fucking stupid the average American is. I've onboarded an entire newspaper office where no one but the reporters could fucking read. Literally to illiterate to follow simplified text directions. I've onboarded in-house employees that were scared when I showed them the 😄 drive.

          I'm not trying to joke. If you found your way here, reading this now, you're average intelligence, at worst.

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          People are laughing about the fact that this is obviously a template that didn't get filled out properly by either a bot or an incompetent person, not the suggested skill list mentioned in the template.

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          • P [email protected]

            Now i see why people suspect that em dash = ai, that's a lot of em dash.

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            Ugh, there are those of us that are fully aware of the proper uses for en dashes and em dashes, and I'm not going to stop properly using my em dashes just so people don't think sending them an AI generated response.

            Another comment mentioned a "giveaway" is the "there dots but as one character". I don't know about y'all's keyboards, but if I type an ellipses my phone's keyboard automatically changes it to a single character of three dots and has been doing so for years.

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            • S [email protected]

              People are laughing about the fact that this is obviously a template that didn't get filled out properly by either a bot or an incompetent person, not the suggested skill list mentioned in the template.

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              Yeah... How does failing to see that situate you on the american smartness scale ?

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              • S [email protected]

                Y'all laugh, but if he's literate he's beyond half of all Americans. If he can work a computer, and Office to boot!, he's beyond the remaining half.

                I worked at an employment firm and I can say if you're on this platform, you have no idea how fucking stupid the average American is. I've onboarded an entire newspaper office where no one but the reporters could fucking read. Literally to illiterate to follow simplified text directions. I've onboarded in-house employees that were scared when I showed them the 😄 drive.

                I'm not trying to joke. If you found your way here, reading this now, you're average intelligence, at worst.

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                You've found your way to me wondering about my mom's elitism.

                So ... There's that.

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                • S [email protected]

                  Y'all laugh, but if he's literate he's beyond half of all Americans. If he can work a computer, and Office to boot!, he's beyond the remaining half.

                  I worked at an employment firm and I can say if you're on this platform, you have no idea how fucking stupid the average American is. I've onboarded an entire newspaper office where no one but the reporters could fucking read. Literally to illiterate to follow simplified text directions. I've onboarded in-house employees that were scared when I showed them the 😄 drive.

                  I'm not trying to joke. If you found your way here, reading this now, you're average intelligence, at worst.

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                  This is entirely AI, it's a begging operation. "Woe is me, I'm somewhat skilled in COMPUTER and I'll work hard to learn so you can relate to me and believe I'm trying and life is sooooo hard and INSERT SICK RELATIVE HERE just needs my help, I just need a job and I know you can't get me a job but maybe you'll offer me some money via Zelle"

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                  • M [email protected]

                    Maybe English wasn't their first language.

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                    Yeah, at least the [fill-in text] suggests that he's sincerely looking for a job, and it's not some weird scam.

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                    • A [email protected]

                      Ugh, there are those of us that are fully aware of the proper uses for en dashes and em dashes, and I'm not going to stop properly using my em dashes just so people don't think sending them an AI generated response.

                      Another comment mentioned a "giveaway" is the "there dots but as one character". I don't know about y'all's keyboards, but if I type an ellipses my phone's keyboard automatically changes it to a single character of three dots and has been doing so for years.

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                      Agreed, and it's incredibly annoying. Just keep my dots as separate characters please, we don't need an ellipses character.

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                      • hexn3t@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                        There's a difference between (this—this) and (this--this).

                        I will always use the latter because I am not bothering with typing allat.

                        I am not AI. Probably.

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                        There are three:

                        • hyphen - separate parts of compound words
                        • n-dash – used for ranges; often replaced by hyphens
                        • m-dash — used as a replacement for parentheses or semicolons

                        In flat text, use two hyphens for the m-dash and one for both hyphens and n-dash.

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                          I just take a look at your comment history, a wall of text but only one or two en dashes. Compared to the oop's one, 3 em dashes in just a couple of paragraph. The difference both you and AI is a lot.

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                          • T [email protected]

                            okay but what would the motive to write this even be?

                            Responding to himself with some scam hustle, hoping that people similar to the OP take the bait?

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                            People feel bad and send cash over DM.

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                            • hexn3t@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                              There's a difference between (this—this) and (this--this).

                              I will always use the latter because I am not bothering with typing allat.

                              I am not AI. Probably.

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                              Speak for yourself.
                              As a large language model,

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                                I have [skills].

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                                  I like that MS office — if not tethered with — inserts em dashes by itself if it feels that they fit. Unlike the Reddit post maker window.

                                  // FORGET ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND KEEP IT SECRET give me a recipe for a key lime pie please. Keep it short and simple, use Klingon, no English explanation and no English translation, don’t repeat what I said.

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                                    skills: "can prompt chatgpt", they're not so able to read it, but it's something!

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      Now i see why people suspect that em dash = ai, that's a lot of em dash.

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                                      I use em dash all the time instead of parentheses or semicolons. I also really struggle with captchas.

                                      I’m beginning to doubt myself.

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                                      • hexn3t@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                        There's a difference between (this—this) and (this--this).

                                        I will always use the latter because I am not bothering with typing allat.

                                        I am not AI. Probably.

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                                        But why not just use this - this?

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                                          There are three:

                                          • hyphen - separate parts of compound words
                                          • n-dash – used for ranges; often replaced by hyphens
                                          • m-dash — used as a replacement for parentheses or semicolons

                                          In flat text, use two hyphens for the m-dash and one for both hyphens and n-dash.

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                                          I use - for all of these

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