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    Some ants are actually pretty good. There are green tree cutter ants that are an awesome sour snack.

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    green apples are an "awesome sour snack".

    pickles are an "awesome sour snack".

    ants, are bugs.

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    • Q [email protected]

      There are too many bad taste jokes to be made on that.

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      Make the joke a bit spicier and the taste should disappear.

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

        ... that might actually be a ... rather inhumane, but 'effective' form of pest control for mice.

        I... did not know that anyone made fucking ghost pepper grade chocolate, but yeah, that would lure in and then potentiall kill, if not seriously injure or at least dissuade mice.

        Its like sugar + borax for ants and such, sheesh.

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        dissuade

        "fuck this shit I am moving from this house"

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          Make the joke a bit spicier and the taste should disappear.

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          That is the problem.

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          • iavicenna@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

            dissuade

            "fuck this shit I am moving from this house"

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            Mouse Yelp Review:

            Walls: 4/5

            • roomy, yet also cozy!

            Climate Control: 3/5

            • gotta stick near the right pipes in peak summer/winter

            Catering: 0/5

            • actual sadistic death trap food, the 'complimentary' continental breakfast looks great, but will disembowel you. RIP lil squeeky jr.

            Overall: 2/5

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              green apples are an "awesome sour snack".

              pickles are an "awesome sour snack".

              ants, are bugs.

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              There’s a reason mammals have evolved into ant eaters at least 12 different times and it’s not because ants are bad food.

              High in protein, plentiful and tasty. A good bit of bush tucker.

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                Your point being?

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                Drag wants it to hurt

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                  I find it hard to understand how a potentially hazardous to health food item is even allowed.

                  What is this obcession with ever increasing level of spice in food, lately?

                  Because at some point all the flavour just goes away, replaced by a hefty dose of pain.

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                  It can be fun to safely experience sensory extremes. Many people get an endorphin/dopamine rush from it.

                  Other than some gut irritation it's not a significant hazard. Like yeah keep it safely stored from sensitive people and pets also it's probably not the best road trip snack or whatever. Certainly less dangerous than alcohol, fireworks, cigarettes or texting while driving.

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                    Dogs and cats can't taste capsaicin, can mice?

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                      Reminds me of the time I lost an entire day to the fucking One Chip Challenge.

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                        Dogs and cats can't taste capsaicin, can mice?

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                        Dogs and cats can definitely perceive spiciness from capsaicin. Are you maybe thinking about birds? They cannot.

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                          alcohol an capsaicin hits hard. the alcohol acts as a surfactant and your throat just gets obliterated. even vodka+tabasco can be pretty rough.

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                          I took a shot of everclear one time and felt my throat close up immediately. I couldn’t breath and felt panic for what felt like 2 minutes but was actually just 10 seconds. I imagine adding hot sauce would have ended me.

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                            Drag wants it to hurt

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                            Hey, long time no see!

                            But no. It's food. Not torture.

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                              Dogs and cats can definitely perceive spiciness from capsaicin. Are you maybe thinking about birds? They cannot.

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                              No, just getting lied to by Alexa is all.

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                              • Q [email protected]

                                I find it hard to understand how a potentially hazardous to health food item is even allowed.

                                What is this obcession with ever increasing level of spice in food, lately?

                                Because at some point all the flavour just goes away, replaced by a hefty dose of pain.

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                                I realize I'm a special case, but my nose is essentially non-functional—I don't smell food. While my sense of taste is more sensitive than your average person, I suspect I still miss out on some kinds of flavour. I believe my impairment is why I am drawn towards strong tastes like cheeses or, indeed, extremely spicy food. They're the "only" flavours that I really experience strongly.

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                                  It can be fun to safely experience sensory extremes. Many people get an endorphin/dopamine rush from it.

                                  Other than some gut irritation it's not a significant hazard. Like yeah keep it safely stored from sensitive people and pets also it's probably not the best road trip snack or whatever. Certainly less dangerous than alcohol, fireworks, cigarettes or texting while driving.

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                                  I can get sensory extremes by walking outside, right now. I'm good on that front.

                                  It's clear I'm on the minority side here, no problem on that, but is it that weird to expect food to have flavour and not hurt me while I'm eating it? It seems reasonable.

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                                    No, just getting lied to by Alexa is all.

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                                    If my dog eats something too spicy he will continue to lick around his mouth for hours

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                                    • Q [email protected]

                                      Hey, long time no see!

                                      But no. It's food. Not torture.

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                                      Por que no los dos?

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                                        I realize I'm a special case, but my nose is essentially non-functional—I don't smell food. While my sense of taste is more sensitive than your average person, I suspect I still miss out on some kinds of flavour. I believe my impairment is why I am drawn towards strong tastes like cheeses or, indeed, extremely spicy food. They're the "only" flavours that I really experience strongly.

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                                        Cases like yours are unfortunate and I understand and respect those. I'm a fan of spice myself. Just not to the point it hurts me. I put spice in food to enhance flavours, not to cover it with a dose of pain.

                                        If you can find it, try portuguese goat cheese or Azores cheese, long cure. Very flavourful but incredibly intense.

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                                          I do, thank you the concern. But self imposed torture is not something I enjoy. Nor recommend.

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                                          Don't kink shame, ffs.

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