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    Cum farts is here? Huh small world

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    You know him from outside the fediverse too?

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    • B [email protected]

      Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.

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      • T [email protected]

        I couldn't agree more. Unfortunately, the devs are .ml fans, and they know such a feature would ruin their instance because people fucking hate them.

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        Check the changelogs for the latest release then. 🙂

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        • F [email protected]

          I don't think Mulan was 16 throughout the entire series, and if we're going by age of first appearance then I've got some bad news for you about Elsa.

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          I wouldn't use first appearance in the movie as the character age, that's silly. Most of them would be an infant or toddler in that case.

          Tangled starts as a baby, Moana starts as a grow up montage, most of the movies have some flashback to early childhood at the very beginning.

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          • B [email protected]

            God damn, I wish I was gay.

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            It's pretty great during the occasional year when nobody's trying to exterminate us.

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            • H [email protected]

              I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?

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              Different kinda gay in my case, and read a book.

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              • H [email protected]

                Well, since the poster had their own comment censored, obviously not.

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                obviously

                Implied. Not obvious. They could be into that.

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                • D [email protected]

                  Imma try.

                  <Ahem>

                  Bitch.

                  Cool.

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                  I read this and my phone exploded 😕 sorry but the puritans win again

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                  • P [email protected]

                    The level of shit .ml, lemmygrad and hexbear users receive for no good reason leaves me always speechless.

                    You shouldn’t say b.itch in person, we don’t teach kids to say it, why is it crazy to moderate them?

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                    I actually teach the kids in my life that intent is more important than "magic naughty words," so they can say bitch all they want so long as they aren't being hateful. So maybe starting from the assumption that the status quo is reasonable and has merit isn't the smartest idea?

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                      Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word "bitch"? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here

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                      • N [email protected]

                        any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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                        I went to Mander, since .ml is blocked in China.

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                        • H [email protected]

                          She would make a deal with Ursula to trade her legs for a voice instead.

                          Would make the movie a bit weird though.

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                            No Kuzco. List sucks.

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                            No Kida either wth

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                            • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                              I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It's not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

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                              Not a pedo. But you're clearly into beastiality

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                                I’M the prettiest princess

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                                  God damn, I wish I was gay.

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                                  As a male bi who tends to sleep with women more than men and tend to favor fem guys (I'm picky), I wish I was gayer.

                                  That said, bi and poly women are fantastic.

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?

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                                      Are you the legendary Poem for your sprog of yore?!

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                                      • V [email protected]

                                        So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is "which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck"

                                        Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though

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                                        A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.

                                        But whether they are real people, cartoons, or sheogoraths from the fifth dimension. It's a shit game that only a shit partner would play.

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                                          I went to Mander, since .ml is blocked in China.

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                                          .ml is blocked in China? Wild.

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