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Fine. Tale Spin it is or would you like the Super Mario Bros Super Show theme?
Doyle was the high school star
Everybody thought he'd go real far
But he didn't take a thing from the classes he took
Because he just wasn't interested in his books
I still say "holy cremola" when I'm shocked. People think it's a Batman reference, but I learnt it from Doyle!
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Duck tales has had a reboot that has the same theme tune. It's no longer a useful form of age verification.
Fine. Star Treck then?
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What if I draw a VGA cable?
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Duck tales has had a reboot that has the same theme tune. It's no longer a useful form of age verification.
Sometimes, some crimes go slipping through the cracks,
But these two gum shoes are picking up the slack...THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG NO CASE TOO SMALL WHEN YOU NEED HELP JUST CALL...
CH CH CHIP AND DALE'S RESCUE RANGERS (when there's danger) You know it never fails, once they're involves somehow whatevers wrong gets solved!
CH CH CHIP AND DALE'S RESCUE RANGERS!! -
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Even the stuff for alcohol can be excessive. I went to Chicago a while ago and they asked a man with greying hair for ID when he wanted to buy... like... dude, he was clearly over 21.
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Still not convinced? How about the Animaniacs theme song??
It's time for Animaniacs.
And we're zany to the max.
So sit back and relax.
You'll laugh till you collapse.
We're Animaniacs.Come join the Warner Brothers.
And the Warner sister Dot.
Just for fun we run around the
Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we got caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot.We're Animaniacs
Dot is cute
And Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax.
We're Animaniacs.There's Pinky and the Brain
Who want to rule the universe
Goodfeathers flock together
Slappy whacks them with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped
We have no script
Why bother to rehearseWe're Animaniacs
We have pay-or-play contracts
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our pants
We're Animanie
Totally Insaney
[Add random rhyme: Pinkie and the Brainey]
Animaniacs
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Even the stuff for alcohol can be excessive. I went to Chicago a while ago and they asked a man with greying hair for ID when he wanted to buy... like... dude, he was clearly over 21.
wrote last edited by [email protected]I think they literally have to swipe the ID every x number of purchases or something. Probably varies state by state though.
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Duck tales has had a reboot that has the same theme tune. It's no longer a useful form of age verification.
Dark Wing Duck!
Let's get dangerous...
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Fine. Star Treck then?
- Which one.
- You can do returns.
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Racists ruined racist jokes, just like they did with national flags.
When I was a kid, no one gave a shit if you had a Confederate Flag because people associated it with barbeques more than the Civil War. If people saw it on your law, they just assumed you liked Dukes of Hazzard.
Now it's basically the lowercase version of the Nazi flag, because the Republicans wanted to use it as a dog whistle.
So thank you GOP for taking a once-harmless symbol of the South and turning it into everything New York accused it of being.
I knew it was all over when they waved the Confederate Flag on the lawn of the White House to protest Obama, no joke, the Tea Party did that shit. How could anyone interpret that as anything outside of "President is bad because he's black"?
That's what pisses me off the most really about Obama and Trump being called "Dividers", it's not hte same thing at all. The Right hated Obama because they're racist, the Left hates Trump because HE'S racist.
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Theme song for Kenan and Kel.
Theme song for All That.
Theme song for Cow and Chicken.
