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The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.

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    Jane is considered a disney princess ?

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    Who here forgot Disney even made Tarzan? ✋

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      Wtf movie is the 8800 from? That and the top right are the only characters I don't recognize.

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      Not surprised its unrecognized. The movie is a hidden gem.

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        Stitch is assigned male

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        Some people want to fuck the princes answer the question

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          Some people want to fuck the princes answer the question

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          My guess is he's less than a year old in earth years. He was created and hatched from a capsule, much like we see in the TV series. Depending on when he was discovered and presented to the galactic federation, he could be days old, technically.

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          • j4k3@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

            There is more to the story of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland than just a children's story. There are several podcasts and blog posts on this that are easy to find. The book is public domain and on Gutenberg.org. There are also several audio book reads of the original text on YT. It is considered the holotype or foremost representative book in the literary nonsense genre, (the book ends with all of wonderland being a dream).

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            Thank you. I follow a tad better.

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              Great article as you can check with us

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                Who here forgot Disney even made Tarzan? ✋

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                Even knowing that Disney made Tarzan, Jane doesn't "feel" like a Disney princess.

                You know who feels like a Disney princess but isn't ? Anastasia !

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                • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                  the median person uses 0mg of meth a day, the mean person uses about 1.7mg per day.

                  medians supress minorities

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                  😄 that's actually funny. Keep it up, ignore the people that don't understand satire and downvote.

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                    one of my favorites of that era along with treasure island

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                    I think you mean Treasure Planet.

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                      Even knowing that Disney made Tarzan, Jane doesn't "feel" like a Disney princess.

                      You know who feels like a Disney princess but isn't ? Anastasia !

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                      Jane: Disney yes, Princess no.

                      Anastasia: Disney no, Princess yes.

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                        I like the 8800 year old 😆

                        Got that multiple millennia of wisdom while still being 22 physiologically somehow

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                        Not seen the movie but I assume she behaves like a 22 yo as well?

                        That's one of the many things that threw me with LotR Rings of Power was how Galadriel behaved like a teen while being between 3,412 and 5,353 years old.

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                          Oof, yeah, that's definitely something that will need to be looked at when cryotech starts being a thing.

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                          Now I wonder, there are most certainly no such protections in place if an underage person goes into coma for long enough that their physical body is aged 18+. Wouldn't your mind have experienced only very little development through that time, though?

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                            I didn't realize Mulan was a child soldier until now.

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                            • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                              the chart is referring to Disney characters not "real" people

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                              Idk, I think it's worse that they not only white washed consent into it, but her age in the first place.

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                                Now I wonder, there are most certainly no such protections in place if an underage person goes into coma for long enough that their physical body is aged 18+. Wouldn't your mind have experienced only very little development through that time, though?

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                                The same laws that protect drunk, unconscious, disabled, senile, or otherwise incapacitated people would still apply. Here, the 18-year-old with a child's mind would be deemed incompetent, and assigned a guardian.

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                                  Wasnt Snow White in a magical sleep for like a hundred or so years?

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                                  Youre thinking of sleeping beauty, not snow white

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                                    Not seen the movie but I assume she behaves like a 22 yo as well?

                                    That's one of the many things that threw me with LotR Rings of Power was how Galadriel behaved like a teen while being between 3,412 and 5,353 years old.

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                                    Well yeah, rings of power is corporate fanfiction, it's not the galadriel JRRT wrote

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                                      😄 that's actually funny. Keep it up, ignore the people that don't understand satire and downvote.

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                                      How can everyone miss the shitpost in the shitposting community. Seeing all the downvotes is so funny

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                                        The median is a statistical fact that can be used by humans in both good and bad ways. Lots of data can be made to look lots of different ways in the hands of different people.

                                        That's why teaching critical thinking (not just the skills but the importance and value) is paramount. People need to understand what they're looking at. Because sometimes you want the mean, other times you want the median, and if you can't even understand when you might want one or the other or both for different reasons then you can be led around by the nose with either.

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                                        You fell for the shitpost

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                                          How can everyone miss the shitpost in the shitposting community. Seeing all the downvotes is so funny

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                                          That's because there's always someone bringing politics into casual conversations and it's tiresome. Yes the world is fucked, most of us here are well aware. Let us enjoy some escapism every now and then, maybe.

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