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    What do you mean by "when my BMW is reset"?

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    if the battery is disconnected, it loses some of the memory settings. like there's two available seat memories that get reset. plus saved radio stations and blinker preferences

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

      when my BMW is reset, the soft turn signal only blinks once. I have to go and set it for 3 blinks. Ever since, I see BMW drivers sometimes only give one blink and if you blink you might miss it lol bad engineering on such great engineering

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      I did not know about soft turn signals until I saw this post.

      I question why this feature exists. Drivers should be aiming to signal 10 seconds ahead. When making a lane change or turn, you should be keeping your signal on until the maneuver is completed. I can't think of a circumstance where 3 blinks is enough. 1 blink looks more like a mistaken signal.

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      • H [email protected]

        It's because they're entitled dickbag drivers. Which is funny because where BMWs are more common, Audi drivers are the entitled dickbags.

        If I see a black Audi, I can guarantee that it will be a dangerously bad driver.

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        Where I live, bmw drivers suck but Mercedes drivers are way worse.

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        • L [email protected]

          I did not know about soft turn signals until I saw this post.

          I question why this feature exists. Drivers should be aiming to signal 10 seconds ahead. When making a lane change or turn, you should be keeping your signal on until the maneuver is completed. I can't think of a circumstance where 3 blinks is enough. 1 blink looks more like a mistaken signal.

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          three is good enough for lane changes on the freeway, sure 10 seconds would be optimal but it's not always realistic

          idk about 1 because I think it's absurd too

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            My partner rarely uses her blinkers, and she wonders why people honk at her. Not BMW driver, but pretty much any car lol

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            • J [email protected]

              I've seen the stereotype of Altima owners being bad/dangerous drivers around the internet a few times, and I'm curious as to how it developed... The Altima always struck me as a pretty typical mid-size sedan, so I'm not sure what about it would attract a higher proportion of bad drivers over other similar vehicles, or why people would zero in on bad Altima drivers over anyone else.

              Since I've learned of the stereotype, I have periodically noticed Altima drivers doing stupid things, but I also see a lot of Altimas and a lot of dumb drivers in general, so I haven't been able to tell if the incidence of bad drivers in Altimas is higher than the norm.

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              They have a lot of space for the price and last a long time after being bought used, so they are quite popular among the crowd that insists on driving with one arm and the seat reclined all the way flat because sitting up straight is gay or something.

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                I did not know about soft turn signals until I saw this post.

                I question why this feature exists. Drivers should be aiming to signal 10 seconds ahead. When making a lane change or turn, you should be keeping your signal on until the maneuver is completed. I can't think of a circumstance where 3 blinks is enough. 1 blink looks more like a mistaken signal.

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                I use the three blinks when exiting a roundabout.

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                  Subscribe to BMW Safety+ for 9.99$ a month for great features like: turn signals and rear view mirror streaming camera.

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                  • L [email protected]

                    I did not know about soft turn signals until I saw this post.

                    I question why this feature exists. Drivers should be aiming to signal 10 seconds ahead. When making a lane change or turn, you should be keeping your signal on until the maneuver is completed. I can't think of a circumstance where 3 blinks is enough. 1 blink looks more like a mistaken signal.

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                    Law is 3 seconds here, which is a bit longer than 3, but not a lot. 10 can get ambiguous because there might be a street before the one you're actually turning at, and then you'll confuse others.

                    The 3 blinks is mostly just for roundabout exits though, at least for me. 3 seconds of blinking could mean 2 different exits. Again, confus.

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                    • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                      The peasants don’t need to know where I am going.

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                      They should be lucky enough to breathe my exhaust!

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                        They only come with a left turn signal by default. It's to indicate you're too slow driving with 200 km/h on the left lane and they want to overtake.

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                          429K user be like :

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                          • whatsherbucket@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                            My partner rarely uses her blinkers, and she wonders why people honk at her. Not BMW driver, but pretty much any car lol

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                            I don't understand how that's possible. Like, driving school has ingrained the turn signal reflex into my arm so well that I sometimes even feel weird not using a turn signal when making a hard turn on a road without crossings. And changing lanes without a turn signal literally can't be done, my brain feels. Don't driving schools in the US do that?

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                              I asked the local BMW dealer if I had to take a class to unlearn how to use a turn signal.

                              He did not find it funny, which I found even more hilarious.

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                              So you’re telling me they’re not an optional extra?

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                              • whatsherbucket@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                My partner rarely uses her blinkers, and she wonders why people honk at her. Not BMW driver, but pretty much any car lol

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                                I can only imagine the other dumb shit that happens in your life because of her

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                                  I don't think they should be adding RGB to cars it's a bit ostentatious.

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                                    They only come with a left turn signal by default. It's to indicate you're too slow driving with 200 km/h on the left lane and they want to overtake.

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                                    Doesn't matter what speed you are going, if you can, move to the right.

                                    RECHTSFAHRGEBOT, MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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                                      But... Why?

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                                        I don't understand how that's possible. Like, driving school has ingrained the turn signal reflex into my arm so well that I sometimes even feel weird not using a turn signal when making a hard turn on a road without crossings. And changing lanes without a turn signal literally can't be done, my brain feels. Don't driving schools in the US do that?

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                                        Probably taught by a parent who just passed along their own bad driving behaviour

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                                          I never knew it was common knowledge. I always wondered why BMW drivers use the turn signals less often than drivers of other brands.

                                          I know that Peugeot drivers can't help it, because the electronics are shit.

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                                          The law of the asphalt jungle dictates a strict hierarchy maintained by the current value of the vehicle. The rare and elusive hypercar at the top, Bentley and Rolls Royce after that, BMW, Audi, Mercedes claim their place after the big boys, then comes the rabble with the commoner brands like Opel, Renault, Peugeot, Volkswagen and after that the economy cars. Trailing all of them are the sort of cars that are officially quadricycles and hated by all. The right of way follows that order and no signaling is required for lesser cars. They are expected to yield and make room for their more noble brethren. It's a stupid status game, all of it, and it endangers safety.

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