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    Where are these 429k people?

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      I seem to have issues with clapped out Altima's not signaling and zipping in and out of traffic more than BMWs or other luxury brands.

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      • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        This has spread to more than BMW drivers. Just this morning I saw a Lexus, a Chevy, and a semi not bother with them.

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        Depends on location. It is always the Lancia for me

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        • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          This has spread to more than BMW drivers. Just this morning I saw a Lexus, a Chevy, and a semi not bother with them.

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          Are you sure you weren't just in Houston?

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          • ballshapedman@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

            I seem to have issues with clapped out Altima's not signaling and zipping in and out of traffic more than BMWs or other luxury brands.

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            The Altimas turn signals simply don't work. The driver is unaware.

            The BMWs signals work fine. The driver just thinks they are too good to use turn signals.

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              Absolutely love the "comments disabled" bit. Did this video at any time had comments allowed? I would love to see the troll fest

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                A good friend of mine was a BMW mechanic for years. His favorite joke was: "You know what the most soul crushingly pointless job is? The guy who installs turn signals at the BMW factory."

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                • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                  Why pay if not used

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                  Fr that seems flagrantly wasteful

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                  • ballshapedman@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                    I seem to have issues with clapped out Altima's not signaling and zipping in and out of traffic more than BMWs or other luxury brands.

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                    Altima's what?

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                      I never knew it was common knowledge. I always wondered why BMW drivers use the turn signals less often than drivers of other brands.

                      I know that Peugeot drivers can't help it, because the electronics are shit.

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                        Step 1: Please pay your Signal Light Subscription of $36/month to enable the bulbs.

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                        12 years ago. Back then shit was less dire.

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                          Where are these 429k people?

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                          They didn’t view the entire video. It was too complex

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                            Are you sure you weren't just in Houston?

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                            I have told several people that in Houston you may get shot at on the freeways if you are driving like a dumbass. Get the fuck out of the way.

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                              Are you sure you weren't just in Houston?

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                              When will people learn BAD DRIVERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

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                                Step 1: Please pay your Signal Light Subscription of $36/month to enable the bulbs.

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                                I can only imagine the frustration of engineers in BMW having to deal with finance people.

                                Engineer: "...So you want me to route the functionality of heated seats to a PCB to check for a payment variable, to prevent the person, who bought the car, to not be able to use a function already built in... Is that correct?"

                                Finance guy: "Yes! You got it!"

                                Engineer: "I know the answer is money but still... Why?!"

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                                  I never knew it was common knowledge. I always wondered why BMW drivers use the turn signals less often than drivers of other brands.

                                  I know that Peugeot drivers can't help it, because the electronics are shit.

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                                  It's because they're entitled dickbag drivers. Which is funny because where BMWs are more common, Audi drivers are the entitled dickbags.

                                  If I see a black Audi, I can guarantee that it will be a dangerously bad driver.

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                                    When will people learn BAD DRIVERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

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                                    Look up most dangerous highways and when it is limited to a certain distance, the most dangerous highways are in Texas or Florida.

                                    Teletrac: Most Dangerous Roads in America Infographic (2016-2019)

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                                      Where are these 429k people?

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                                      Drivers of other vehicles curious to know if BMW turn signals are supposed to work.

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                                        Look up most dangerous highways and when it is limited to a certain distance, the most dangerous highways are in Texas or Florida.

                                        Teletrac: Most Dangerous Roads in America Infographic (2016-2019)

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                                        Bad city drivers are what I'm afraid of, I'm a pedestrian.

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                                        • ballshapedman@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                          I seem to have issues with clapped out Altima's not signaling and zipping in and out of traffic more than BMWs or other luxury brands.

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                                          I've seen the stereotype of Altima owners being bad/dangerous drivers around the internet a few times, and I'm curious as to how it developed... The Altima always struck me as a pretty typical mid-size sedan, so I'm not sure what about it would attract a higher proportion of bad drivers over other similar vehicles, or why people would zero in on bad Altima drivers over anyone else.

                                          Since I've learned of the stereotype, I have periodically noticed Altima drivers doing stupid things, but I also see a lot of Altimas and a lot of dumb drivers in general, so I haven't been able to tell if the incidence of bad drivers in Altimas is higher than the norm.

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