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  • E [email protected]

    Step 1: Please pay your Signal Light Subscription of $36/month to enable the bulbs.

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    Why pay if not used

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      This has spread to more than BMW drivers. Just this morning I saw a Lexus, a Chevy, and a semi not bother with them.

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        Where are these 429k people?

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          I seem to have issues with clapped out Altima's not signaling and zipping in and out of traffic more than BMWs or other luxury brands.

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          • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            This has spread to more than BMW drivers. Just this morning I saw a Lexus, a Chevy, and a semi not bother with them.

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            Depends on location. It is always the Lancia for me

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            • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              This has spread to more than BMW drivers. Just this morning I saw a Lexus, a Chevy, and a semi not bother with them.

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              Are you sure you weren't just in Houston?

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              • ballshapedman@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                I seem to have issues with clapped out Altima's not signaling and zipping in and out of traffic more than BMWs or other luxury brands.

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                The Altimas turn signals simply don't work. The driver is unaware.

                The BMWs signals work fine. The driver just thinks they are too good to use turn signals.

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                  Absolutely love the "comments disabled" bit. Did this video at any time had comments allowed? I would love to see the troll fest

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                    A good friend of mine was a BMW mechanic for years. His favorite joke was: "You know what the most soul crushingly pointless job is? The guy who installs turn signals at the BMW factory."

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                    • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                      Why pay if not used

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                      Fr that seems flagrantly wasteful

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                      • ballshapedman@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                        I seem to have issues with clapped out Altima's not signaling and zipping in and out of traffic more than BMWs or other luxury brands.

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                        Altima's what?

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                          I never knew it was common knowledge. I always wondered why BMW drivers use the turn signals less often than drivers of other brands.

                          I know that Peugeot drivers can't help it, because the electronics are shit.

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                            Step 1: Please pay your Signal Light Subscription of $36/month to enable the bulbs.

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                            12 years ago. Back then shit was less dire.

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                              Where are these 429k people?

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                              They didn’t view the entire video. It was too complex

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                              • C [email protected]

                                Are you sure you weren't just in Houston?

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                                I have told several people that in Houston you may get shot at on the freeways if you are driving like a dumbass. Get the fuck out of the way.

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                                  Are you sure you weren't just in Houston?

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                                  When will people learn BAD DRIVERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

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                                  • E [email protected]

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                                    I can only imagine the frustration of engineers in BMW having to deal with finance people.

                                    Engineer: "...So you want me to route the functionality of heated seats to a PCB to check for a payment variable, to prevent the person, who bought the car, to not be able to use a function already built in... Is that correct?"

                                    Finance guy: "Yes! You got it!"

                                    Engineer: "I know the answer is money but still... Why?!"

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                                    • D [email protected]

                                      I never knew it was common knowledge. I always wondered why BMW drivers use the turn signals less often than drivers of other brands.

                                      I know that Peugeot drivers can't help it, because the electronics are shit.

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                                      It's because they're entitled dickbag drivers. Which is funny because where BMWs are more common, Audi drivers are the entitled dickbags.

                                      If I see a black Audi, I can guarantee that it will be a dangerously bad driver.

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                                      • eviledgelord@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                                        When will people learn BAD DRIVERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

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                                        Look up most dangerous highways and when it is limited to a certain distance, the most dangerous highways are in Texas or Florida.

                                        Teletrac: Most Dangerous Roads in America Infographic (2016-2019)

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                                        • L [email protected]

                                          Where are these 429k people?

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                                          Drivers of other vehicles curious to know if BMW turn signals are supposed to work.

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