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  • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    This has spread to more than BMW drivers. Just this morning I saw a Lexus, a Chevy, and a semi not bother with them.

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    Are you sure you weren't just in Houston?

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    • ballshapedman@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

      I seem to have issues with clapped out Altima's not signaling and zipping in and out of traffic more than BMWs or other luxury brands.

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      The Altimas turn signals simply don't work. The driver is unaware.

      The BMWs signals work fine. The driver just thinks they are too good to use turn signals.

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        Absolutely love the "comments disabled" bit. Did this video at any time had comments allowed? I would love to see the troll fest

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          A good friend of mine was a BMW mechanic for years. His favorite joke was: "You know what the most soul crushingly pointless job is? The guy who installs turn signals at the BMW factory."

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          • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

            Why pay if not used

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            Fr that seems flagrantly wasteful

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            • ballshapedman@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

              I seem to have issues with clapped out Altima's not signaling and zipping in and out of traffic more than BMWs or other luxury brands.

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              Altima's what?

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                I never knew it was common knowledge. I always wondered why BMW drivers use the turn signals less often than drivers of other brands.

                I know that Peugeot drivers can't help it, because the electronics are shit.

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                  Step 1: Please pay your Signal Light Subscription of $36/month to enable the bulbs.

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                  12 years ago. Back then shit was less dire.

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                    Where are these 429k people?

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                    They didn’t view the entire video. It was too complex

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                      Are you sure you weren't just in Houston?

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                      I have told several people that in Houston you may get shot at on the freeways if you are driving like a dumbass. Get the fuck out of the way.

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                        Are you sure you weren't just in Houston?

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                        When will people learn BAD DRIVERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

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                          Step 1: Please pay your Signal Light Subscription of $36/month to enable the bulbs.

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                          I can only imagine the frustration of engineers in BMW having to deal with finance people.

                          Engineer: "...So you want me to route the functionality of heated seats to a PCB to check for a payment variable, to prevent the person, who bought the car, to not be able to use a function already built in... Is that correct?"

                          Finance guy: "Yes! You got it!"

                          Engineer: "I know the answer is money but still... Why?!"

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                          • D [email protected]

                            I never knew it was common knowledge. I always wondered why BMW drivers use the turn signals less often than drivers of other brands.

                            I know that Peugeot drivers can't help it, because the electronics are shit.

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                            It's because they're entitled dickbag drivers. Which is funny because where BMWs are more common, Audi drivers are the entitled dickbags.

                            If I see a black Audi, I can guarantee that it will be a dangerously bad driver.

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                              When will people learn BAD DRIVERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

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                              Look up most dangerous highways and when it is limited to a certain distance, the most dangerous highways are in Texas or Florida.

                              Teletrac: Most Dangerous Roads in America Infographic (2016-2019)

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                                Where are these 429k people?

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                                Drivers of other vehicles curious to know if BMW turn signals are supposed to work.

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                                  Look up most dangerous highways and when it is limited to a certain distance, the most dangerous highways are in Texas or Florida.

                                  Teletrac: Most Dangerous Roads in America Infographic (2016-2019)

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                                  Bad city drivers are what I'm afraid of, I'm a pedestrian.

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                                  • ballshapedman@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                    I seem to have issues with clapped out Altima's not signaling and zipping in and out of traffic more than BMWs or other luxury brands.

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                                    I've seen the stereotype of Altima owners being bad/dangerous drivers around the internet a few times, and I'm curious as to how it developed... The Altima always struck me as a pretty typical mid-size sedan, so I'm not sure what about it would attract a higher proportion of bad drivers over other similar vehicles, or why people would zero in on bad Altima drivers over anyone else.

                                    Since I've learned of the stereotype, I have periodically noticed Altima drivers doing stupid things, but I also see a lot of Altimas and a lot of dumb drivers in general, so I haven't been able to tell if the incidence of bad drivers in Altimas is higher than the norm.

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                                      I have a growing personal hatred of people in white pearl-coat cars right now. They are the new BMWs for me.

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                                        Why tho? Is it the mindset of “my car looks so good everyone has their eyes on me so they’ll see me turning? Because every time I see a bmw it’s without fail merge/turn without a signal

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                                          when my BMW is reset, the soft turn signal only blinks once. I have to go and set it for 3 blinks. Ever since, I see BMW drivers sometimes only give one blink and if you blink you might miss it lol bad engineering on such great engineering

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