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    I am so terminally carless and unautomobile pilled that I have literally no clue what this is about.

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      I don't think they should be adding RGB to cars it's a bit ostentatious.

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      All cars should be CMYK instead. Out of yellow? Take the bus.

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        I asked the local BMW dealer if I had to take a class to unlearn how to use a turn signal.

        He did not find it funny, which I found even more hilarious.

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        From what I hear, the car itself beats it out of you.

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          Subscribe to BMW Safety+ for 9.99$ a month for great features like: turn signals and rear view mirror streaming camera.

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          Why would I pay $10/mo for things I don't even use?

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            Comments are turned off... Of course they are. 😄

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            • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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              I used to ride a motor bike and BMW divers are the reason I sold it. So many of them don't care about anyone beyond the range of their own knuckles.

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              • 58008@lemmy.world5 [email protected]

                I am so terminally carless and unautomobile pilled that I have literally no clue what this is about.

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                Its a stereotype: BMW drivers supposedly tend to not use their turn signals in instances when they should, which can make them less predictable on the road which can be very dangerous.

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                  Fr that seems flagrantly wasteful

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                  So is a BMW, yet here we are

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                    My hubby drives a bmw and every time he uses his turn signals I point out that he is confusing other drivers

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                    • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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                      It would be funny if the video length was 3 hours

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                        So you’re telling me they’re not an optional extra?

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                        Correct. Blew my mind too.

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                          From what I hear, the car itself beats it out of you.

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                          Based on the number of BMWs I see in the shop there?

                          Something gets beat, that's for sure.

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                            Doesn't matter what speed you are going, if you can, move to the right.

                            RECHTSFAHRGEBOT, MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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                            No.if im going at the speed limit I shouldn't have to let anyone pass. Specially those assholes who instead of blinking and waiting take their overcompensating weapon-truck and drive illegally close to me.

                            I like driving on the left lane because otherwise I just have to keep changing laws to overtake those NOT going at the speed limit. If you want to out everyone at risk, don't get demanding

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                              My partner rarely uses her blinkers, and she wonders why people honk at her. Not BMW driver, but pretty much any car lol

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                              Where I live using turn signals gives inconsistent results people don't usually use them and its usually fine, I offer forget and is usually fine. But a lot of times, using my turn signal makes no difference. They like to ignore it or purposively get in your way

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                              • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                                But... Why?

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                                Because BMW signals are different. Tiny tap gets you three blinks and goes off (more standard now). Pushing a direction turns them on, and unlike other cars you push the same direction again to disengage. This way you never accidentally push too far and do the opposite signal.

                                I definitely prefer the BMW signal to any other vehicles I've driven, but as a BMW driver I've learned that when you signal people will aggressively close gaps. I still signal but take the space almost instantly because I know 90% of drivers will try to block me out.

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                                  I asked the local BMW dealer if I had to take a class to unlearn how to use a turn signal.

                                  He did not find it funny, which I found even more hilarious.

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                                  Of course, something about the german nature of the business prevents them from finding things funny.

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                                    Of course, something about the german nature of the business prevents them from finding things funny.

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                                    You know, in retrospect, you are totally right.

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                                      I have a BMW and I use my turn signals! There are dozens of us!

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                                        Its a stereotype: BMW drivers supposedly tend to not use their turn signals in instances when they should, which can make them less predictable on the road which can be very dangerous.

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                                        Which has led to a bunch of jokes about it.

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                                        • etal@lemmy.dbzer0.comE [email protected]

                                          I used to ride a motor bike and BMW divers are the reason I sold it. So many of them don't care about anyone beyond the range of their own knuckles.

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                                          Every driver in China is like that. The popular consensus seems to be if other drivers know what you plan to do, they will use it against you.

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