Messed up Barbie ideas

[not_rick@lemmy.world]

Sovereign Citizen Barbie

Cult follower Barbie

Predatory teacher Barbie

[boydster@sh.itjust.works]

Mid-hazing sorority-pledge Barbie

[themeatbridge@lemmy.world]

Covid Barbie. Pajama pants, slippers, business casual from the shoulder up. Accessories include hand sanitizer, a dalgona coffee, fresh baked bread, half-done knitting, and a general malaise that is the unmistakable sign of embracing nihilism.

[ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com]

Barbie but she's in an advanced stage of drug addiction where her hair is falling out and her skin and teeth are decaying. She's also pregnant, dirty, and wearing tattered clothes.

[amidfuror@fedia.io]

Workers' Rights Barbie. Put a Che beret on her, blue shirt and pants, and boots.

[beacon@fedia.io]

Preganté

[brkdncr@lemmy.world]

Mar-a-lago Barbie. Use heat to melt the face into perfection.

[wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io]

Donkey Show Barbie

[heywhatsay@slrpnk.net]

Handmaid's Tale barbie

[smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works]

PDRK Dearest Leader Barbie

[panda_abyss@lemmy.ca]

Cronenberg Barbie

[panda_abyss@lemmy.ca]

Handmaid Barbie

[oka@sopuli.xyz]

• Reverse mermaid barbie
• plumber barbie
• morbidly obese barbie
• princess petch barbie
• emo barbie
• Saw victim barbie
• stripper barbie
• tim Burton barbie
• headless barbie
• spider barbie
• mechanical barbie
• suffocated/drowned barbie
• alien probed barbie
• south park barbie

Ok maybe im getting off track

[broadfern@lemmy.world]

Crazy ex-girlfriend Barbie.

Prop knife to slash Ken’s tires, streaky mascara from crying, a bunch of photos of Ken or a necklace with “his” hair in it and make some comments about “his ugly new girlfriend, like what a downgrade”

Also Breaking Bad Barbie - Walter white hazmat gear and pretty pink Barbie makeup/wig.

[urheber@discuss.tchncs.de]

You should make a kinky Barbie!

[dumbass@leminal.space]

If you're ballsy enough, Westboro Baptist church Barbie.

[sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz]

Futaba from Persona 5.

[sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz]

Nosferatu Barbie. Blonde wig, Bill Skargard's Nosferatu face, Margot Robbie's pink cowboy outfit from The Barbie Movie.

(I might steal this idea for myself tbh)

[zier@fedia.io]

Zombie Barbie
Alien Barbie, with antennas
Lizard Barbie
Borg Barbie, with no arms or legs, suspended like the queen
Barbie head in a glass box,
Headless Barbie who is carrying her own head

[abbadon420@sh.itjust.works]

Could also be 90210