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  • organicmeatbag@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

    Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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    Barbie but she's in an advanced stage of drug addiction where her hair is falling out and her skin and teeth are decaying. She's also pregnant, dirty, and wearing tattered clothes.

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    • organicmeatbag@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

      Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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      Workers' Rights Barbie. Put a Che beret on her, blue shirt and pants, and boots.

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        Barbie but she's in an advanced stage of drug addiction where her hair is falling out and her skin and teeth are decaying. She's also pregnant, dirty, and wearing tattered clothes.

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        Preganté

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        • organicmeatbag@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

          Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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          Mar-a-lago Barbie. Use heat to melt the face into perfection.

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          • organicmeatbag@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

            Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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            Donkey Show Barbie

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            • organicmeatbag@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

              Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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              Handmaid's Tale barbie

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              • organicmeatbag@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

                Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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                PDRK Dearest Leader Barbie

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                  Mar-a-lago Barbie. Use heat to melt the face into perfection.

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                  Cronenberg Barbie

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                  • organicmeatbag@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

                    Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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                    Handmaid Barbie

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                    • organicmeatbag@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

                      Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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                      • Reverse mermaid barbie
                      • plumber barbie
                      • morbidly obese barbie
                      • princess petch barbie
                      • emo barbie
                      • Saw victim barbie
                      • stripper barbie
                      • tim Burton barbie
                      • headless barbie
                      • spider barbie
                      • mechanical barbie
                      • suffocated/drowned barbie
                      • alien probed barbie
                      • south park barbie

                      Ok maybe im getting off track

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                      • organicmeatbag@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

                        Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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                        Crazy ex-girlfriend Barbie.

                        Prop knife to slash Ken’s tires, streaky mascara from crying, a bunch of photos of Ken or a necklace with “his” hair in it and make some comments about “his ugly new girlfriend, like what a downgrade”

                        Also Breaking Bad Barbie - Walter white hazmat gear and pretty pink Barbie makeup/wig.

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                        • organicmeatbag@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

                          Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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                          You should make a kinky Barbie!

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                          • organicmeatbag@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

                            Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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                            If you're ballsy enough, Westboro Baptist church Barbie.

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                              Internet troll Barbie. I'm not sure what she'd look like, but I'm willing to hear ideas.

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                              Futaba from Persona 5.

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                              • organicmeatbag@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

                                Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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                                Nosferatu Barbie. Blonde wig, Bill Skargard's Nosferatu face, Margot Robbie's pink cowboy outfit from The Barbie Movie.

                                (I might steal this idea for myself tbh)

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                                • organicmeatbag@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

                                  Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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                                  Zombie Barbie
                                  Alien Barbie, with antennas
                                  Lizard Barbie
                                  Borg Barbie, with no arms or legs, suspended like the queen
                                  Barbie head in a glass box,
                                  Headless Barbie who is carrying her own head

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                                    No ‘69420’ prison number? Bummer.

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                                    Could also be 90210

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                                      Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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                                      OF model Barbie.

                                      In the box there's just a little laptop with some pictures. If you pay $49.99/mo, once a week you get an hour long Livestream of someone else playing with the Barbie however you tell them to.

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                                        Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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                                        Classic:

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                                          Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!

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                                          @[email protected] Zoom Meeting Barbie - dressed for work waist up. Still in stained PJs and slippers waist down. Hair looks good from the front, but back of her head is a rats nest.

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