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    Dude was never a hero. I bet he secretly wishes he was half as cool as Eminem

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    He's 100% always been jealous of Eminem.

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      My son just started third grade. It is actually super easy to answer questions like this if you're a kind person who allows others to keep their humanity if they are different, and if you actually cultivate a relationship with your child.

      Explaining how two women parent a child? Wow, that must be tough my snoop guy. Better to just hide from the public like a little bitch, as you might say.

      I mean, I've had to address things like the topic of death because of a grandparent dying young and a future sibling ending in a miscarriage. And the original due date recently passed too. oof.

      But thank fucking god that in my family's weakened state, none of us were assaulted by the vile image of two women holding hands and kissing a baby on the head at the same time.

      Check this out though Dogg: if you were sent back 50 years in time with white skin and no memory, within a week you'd be fighting to bring back segregation. Cunt.

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      • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

        i'm reading it as a dig on things that are indicative of his general demeanour and the way he has historically wished to be perceived. it's not about smoking weed and banging hoes (both of which i must point out are illegal in most of the world still), it's about being someone who hoes weeds and bangs smoke, and then drawing the line at a queer couple. it's not "a person", it's specifically snoop.

        in that situation, him also having produced pornos lines up.

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        And thats problematic in just... So many fucking ways.

        Like i genuinely dont even know where to start, but maybe: it feels a little homophobic, and also you're accepting the puritanical cultural framework of what is and isn't transgressive, that makes a drag queen reading books to kids more outrageous than avpriest fucking them.

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          Shit man, I ha e to explain things to a kid. What kind of world is this?! Just teach them the same ignorant shit you were raised on Snoop, why not. It's the world you want.

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            About one thing she said out of racism about specifically him.

            Also, if hes against queer shit, he cant choose his name. What's his real name?

            Edit: downthread says its 'calvin broadus'. Mr. Broad<s needs to shut his stupid fucking mouth; no fasch cock for him to suck in that theater. Especially not in front of his fucking grandkids.

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            Calvin Broadus. Not so flashy now, eh Dogg?!

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              My son just started third grade. It is actually super easy to answer questions like this if you're a kind person who allows others to keep their humanity if they are different, and if you actually cultivate a relationship with your child.

              Explaining how two women parent a child? Wow, that must be tough my snoop guy. Better to just hide from the public like a little bitch, as you might say.

              I mean, I've had to address things like the topic of death because of a grandparent dying young and a future sibling ending in a miscarriage. And the original due date recently passed too. oof.

              But thank fucking god that in my family's weakened state, none of us were assaulted by the vile image of two women holding hands and kissing a baby on the head at the same time.

              Check this out though Dogg: if you were sent back 50 years in time with white skin and no memory, within a week you'd be fighting to bring back segregation. Cunt.

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              Also, if hes anti queer, he needs to use his REAL name-im told calvin broadus.

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                Calvin Broadus. Not so flashy now, eh Dogg?!

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                Omg thats amazing

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                  Shit man, I ha e to explain things to a kid. What kind of world is this?! Just teach them the same ignorant shit you were raised on Snoop, why not. It's the world you want.

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                  His name isn't snoop, it's calvin.

                  If he cant tolerate queerness or stuff that's hard to explain, he's gotta use his real name.

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                    Are you seriously drawing a parallel between putting hardcore bdsm content in a kids movie and a kids film that features a same sex couple!?

                    Having a same sex couple in a kids film is no more inappropriate than portraying an interracial couple. I find it ridiculous to say it's inappropriate to portray something simply because it's uncommon.

                    Incidentally, the equivocation of LGBTQ+ portrayals in media with that of explicit pornographic content is a position held by bigots who wish to erase the existence of non-heterosexual people.

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                    Poor word choice perhaps, wasn't intending it to be taken as 'hard core' graphic sex bdsm, but more hardcore bdsm as in a couple clearly into that lifestyle - like a dad that wears a collar or whatnot. The latter would still be inappropriate as it would prompt questions difficult to answer for parents, and topics that are reasonably beyond a kids maturity level. It'd be fine in a pg-13, but not in a G.

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                      Rofl what a snowflake. Like you don't want to tell your kids where babies come from? There aren't that many sources...

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                        Do you believe it's unacceptable for two people of the same sex to hold hands in a public park?

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                        Me personally? I wouldn't care either way. I've seen a woman on the street fingering the ass of a muslim dude before, and just sorta walked by. But I don't have kids. I imagine if I had kids, I'd be opposed to public ass-blasting.

                        A parent that I work with has had awkward conversations with his kids, after they came to Canada and saw guys kissing / making out in public. I can appreciate that such PDAs can prompt similar 'awkward' conversations, but also that they're much less 'common' than encountering them as part of a big budget movie -- and encountering them in public is often an easier way for parents to broach the subject. Kids noticing that stuff is unavoidable as they mature, but having it forced to the front by media / schools is questionable, and I can appreciate the parents' concerns on that front.

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                          About one thing she said out of racism about specifically him.

                          Also, if hes against queer shit, he cant choose his name. What's his real name?

                          Edit: downthread says its 'calvin broadus'. Mr. Broad<s needs to shut his stupid fucking mouth; no fasch cock for him to suck in that theater. Especially not in front of his fucking grandkids.

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                          Also, if hes against queer shit, he cant choose his name.

                          I agree with you otherwise but I don't think this is correct.

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                            If this is real, he's lost all street cred.

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                              Snoop dog, “murder was the case that they gave me”, album called doggy style, straight up gangster, legendary pothead, criminalized and still became a successful decent person who has released affirmation songs for kids recently. Doesn’t understand gays.

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                                Never a shortage of Uncle Toms.

                                Also, never meet your heroes or invest so much on celebrity, as one never knows when they'll turn 180 against your politics and beliefs.

                                It should never be surprising that they're in there to maintain their lifestyle and appearances, as for every Public Enemy or Ras Kass, there's him and dozens who choose image and kayfabe over real issues (and won't be surprising either if Idi Amin exists and he'll just lounge with him). That if he's attending a church of sorts, even superficially, high likely it'll be strongly conservative as much as Bible-puncher tent-revival churches in Africa, where in most parts homosexuality is frowned upon and even persecuted (i.e. Uganda).

                                Hence, there do also exist ultraconservative blacks.

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                                  If this is real, he's lost all street cred.

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                                  Happened a long time ago, Snoop has been lame since Snoop Lion

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                                  • E [email protected]

                                    Snoop dog, “murder was the case that they gave me”, album called doggy style, straight up gangster, legendary pothead, criminalized and still became a successful decent person who has released affirmation songs for kids recently. Doesn’t understand gays.

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                                    He's really just starting his right winged grift phase. Happens to lots of rich folk who are starting to fade from the contemporary cultural zeitgeist.

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                                      Calvin Broadus. Not so flashy now, eh Dogg?!

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                                      How about Calvin "Snoop 'Diggity' Dogg" Broadus. That feels lame as fuck.

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                                        Grandson, listen close as I impart this important wisdom I've accumulated in my time

                                        Smoke weed everyday.

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                                        oh grandpa we have eyedrops now

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                                          Yeah thanks no. For years i thought snoop was one of the people not affected by using too many drugs for too long but it seems his brain has rotten after all.

                                          I should smoke less.

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                                          it's the money not the weed. if anything you should smoke more so you don't become that rich

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