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  • F [email protected]

    I don't use self checkout because I'm afraid of messing up something and getting judged by people 😞

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    Scene from Jurassic Park where Nedry says "Nobody cares" after loudly announcing that he is doing a shady deal.

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    • L [email protected]

      Self checkout is the greatest thing ever and I will never understand why so many people seem to prefer waiting in line for a few minutes instead of just using the self checkout.

      No human interaction, usually faster because I don't have to wait. What's not to love? Sure occassionally you might get selected for a random check and have to wait a bit, but that still beats the line.

      They used to be awful here 10-15 years ago, with a scale for your scanned items that would complain over nothing all the time, but now everywhere I've been has done away with that in favor of random controls and the receipt for opening the gate. I think my highlight so far was the clothing store where you didn't even have to scan, you just put your items in a box and it told you what you have to pay.

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      receipt for opening the gate

      What is that?

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        Yes, it's the consumer's fault, not the giant corporation under-staffing their stores so they can hit another record profit quarter

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        Please. By all means, go and try to complain to someone who has the ability to enact change. You will not be able to. Most staffing is done by an equation that penalizes any deviation from it. And the people who put it in place also put several layers of obfuscation so that you can't reach them.

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        • tudsamfa@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          "Don't you hate it when you walk into a grocer and they expect you to pick out the items yourself? I don't work here, I just want to say "1 pound of ham and 2 loafs of bread" at the clerk, pay and pick them up. I've been to this new Piggley Wiggly, can't find anything, spent like an hour to find beans. Imagine if I was paid for that time, I would have made 15¢!"

          OP in 1925, probably.

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          This is actually pretty funny with the number of stores that offer the option to have stuff gathered by staff and ready for curbside pickup.

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          • L [email protected]

            Try ordering ahead with curbside pickup if you haven't yet and it's an option for you.

            If not ... Idk ... You'll be alright. I actually prefer self checkout and to bag my own stuff so do keep in mind people have the literal opposite feelings on this topic too.

            Not to say anyone's right or wrong, but I do agree with the post you replied to, I bet so many people were mad they couldn't just make a list and hand it to the clerk. I wonder how many tried at first to give the cashiers or other employees a list to get for them and then were surprised when they said they had to go get it themselves.

            Now we've gone full circle with the curbside pick up stuff! I really like it, but sometimes they do bag stuff nonsensically but no big deal.

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            Curbside pickup is an inconvenient option. Screens are a terrible interface for picking groceries. Maybe in the future a VR option will be as, or more, convenient

            I prefer the fastest and most convenient option. Picking out products in person is faster, and having a cashier scan the items is faster

            Seems most people like self-checkout because they have anti-social tendencies. That's perfectly valid, but I don't have that issue. I actually enjoy small talk with strangers

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            • mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM [email protected]

              https://ani.social/comment/11938316

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              It's not the cashier's fault, but why would I keep going to that grocery store

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              • logicaldrivel@sopuli.xyzL [email protected]

                Curbside seems great until some kid making poverty wages is picking out your produce and grabs whatever. Cant find red onions? Eh, red potatoes are close enough. Wanted bananas that would last a week? Heres a bunch that are almost to black for even banana bread.
                It is a godsend for those with mobility issues though. A friend uses it because of that and its been a big help for her. (Though she does like to complain about the produce choices)

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                The big brained solution is to use curbside for stuff like canned items, chips, liquids, etc. and then go in to get the fresh produce/meats/whatever else needs to be picked through personally.

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                • L [email protected]

                  Self checkout is the greatest thing ever and I will never understand why so many people seem to prefer waiting in line for a few minutes instead of just using the self checkout.

                  No human interaction, usually faster because I don't have to wait. What's not to love? Sure occassionally you might get selected for a random check and have to wait a bit, but that still beats the line.

                  They used to be awful here 10-15 years ago, with a scale for your scanned items that would complain over nothing all the time, but now everywhere I've been has done away with that in favor of random controls and the receipt for opening the gate. I think my highlight so far was the clothing store where you didn't even have to scan, you just put your items in a box and it told you what you have to pay.

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                  The people that complain probably have had far worse experiences with self checkout. I've been to a few stores where it was absolute hell between the machines working terribly and unhelpful staff, but on the opposite side all of the grocery stores near me solved the self checkout issues years ago and it is the best thing ever where it works well.

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                  • H [email protected]

                    Decathlon is a step back from that. They have Rfid tags but you have to put them in the box that scans them. They have a barcode scanner for items that are too big for the box.

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                    I was thinking of Decathlon. You're right, items must be placed in the box.

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                    • B [email protected]

                      So you're the slow motherfucker in front of me in self checkout...

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                      in front of me

                      Where I live it's single line to many self-checkouts. It's nice

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                      • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                        I'm shocked the cashier cared enough to stop you!

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                        The cashier would have had to put all those items back. They chose the option that involved less work for them. Double duty on register and self-checkout is less work than self-checkout and restocking a large cart

                        I put the blame on Target management and corporate

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                        • P [email protected]

                          I pass the time ignoring the dangerous substance I'm handling untrained by thinking about how we stopped employing a specialists so that someone's quarterly profits could go up a bit more.

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                          You don't need a tucking specialist to pump gas lmao

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                          • H [email protected]

                            I thought that was a basic design principal since it's so widespread.

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                            That sucks for you and your area

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                            • G [email protected]

                              "Unexpected item in the bagging area."
                              "Please place the item in the bagging area."
                              "Unexpected item in the bagging area."
                              "Please wait for assistance."

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                              This was funny like a decade ago when it was commonplace.

                              Stores in my area solved that at least 6 years ago, maybe even earlier than that.

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                                That sucks for you and your area

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                                It does.

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                                • webhead@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                  I'm split on this. On the one hand if they didn't have self checkout, they'd need more checkout people. On the other hand, before self checkout they didn't really give a fuck if you had to wait in line (especially Walmart holy shit that was one of the biggest reasons I never went there, the fucking checkout line).

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                                  In my area, short lines are a priority for most retailers. If a lane has more than 3 people, they'll be ringing for another cashier.

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                                  • L [email protected]

                                    Self checkout is the greatest thing ever and I will never understand why so many people seem to prefer waiting in line for a few minutes instead of just using the self checkout.

                                    No human interaction, usually faster because I don't have to wait. What's not to love? Sure occassionally you might get selected for a random check and have to wait a bit, but that still beats the line.

                                    They used to be awful here 10-15 years ago, with a scale for your scanned items that would complain over nothing all the time, but now everywhere I've been has done away with that in favor of random controls and the receipt for opening the gate. I think my highlight so far was the clothing store where you didn't even have to scan, you just put your items in a box and it told you what you have to pay.

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                                    From what I’ve seen it’s a lot of incompetence ( Doing it wrong causing constant approvals) or pure laziness (I’m not gunna do your job for you!)

                                    Very rarely nowadays it’ll be from just shit machines. I’ve seen the box ones you are talking about, no scanning, just throw it all in. It’s a great solution.

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                                      Oh yeah, instead I'll get in the line behind Mildred who is paying by check and has to have a 20 minute conversation with the checker because her kids never call anymore. Then after that the employee can slowly scan my items and pack them with cold stuff across all bags and fragile stuff under heavy stuff.

                                      Having worked cashier in a past life, I'll gladly let the employees do better work than dealing with having to scan my shit and do a bad job packing for me.

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                                      You are my people! My first ever job was grocery bagger boy so I love packing my own stuff the way I want. We take our giant plastic bags to Aldi and packing 4 of those is the equivalent of a cashier packing 20 disposable bags.

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                                      • bombomom@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                        Then after that the employee can slowly scan my items and pack them with cold stuff across all bags and fragile stuff under heavy stuff.

                                        The key to getting in and out quick is to have them scan it and you bag it. Even if they start bagging it for you, "I got the bags" places things in bags.

                                        Also Aldi, Aldi gets you in and out and they know how to pack a cart so things don't get squished. I believe it's because they actually pay their people and train them to get the line moving.

                                        Edit: Another time-save: you can pay for your groceries by card before they are finished ringing them up.

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                                        Your Aldi has cashiers? Ours will have at most one dude available but almost no one uses that checkout.

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                                        • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                                          here they don't talk, don't weigh, don't time out, and can be cleared remotely when you buy age-restricted stuff and don't look like a twink. my only gripe is that some of them won't allow you to delete duplicate scans without help.

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                                          The duplicate scan is the only hassle I ever get.

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