The US will get Greenland, otherwise it is an "unfriendly act" from Denmark, says Trump

[zier@fedia.io]

Why do we need Greenland?
Is it because they make cheap eggs? Is that it?
They are a magical island that has chickens who lay golden eggs every 5 minutes and eggs cost only $0.13/dozen.
Is that it?
Is it?
IS it?
IS IT!!!!!
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I didn't fucking think so.

[federalreverse@feddit.org]

Europeans had massive issues with Trump last time around already. But iirc, the Korean and Japanese governments were on good terms. Not sure whether there might be a lesson there.

[guy@piefed.social]

I'd say it's more of an unfriendly act when a friend comes and demands to get your things than if an enemy does

[endeavor@sopuli.xyz]

I think us wants greenland so it has somewhere to put its death camps

[5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

In some centuries, there will be games like Donald 3 making fun of the absurdity of dying in/for/because-of the Arctic over thawing glaciers.

[5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Just look at the former German foreign minister, who is calling for conquering Canada.

σ Gabriel is at it again.

[evotech@lemmy.world]

Yeah, trump only responds well to force

[5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

What about Аля́ска?

[elvith@feddit.org]

Yeah, but Denmark then also needs to pay for the border wall around California!!!1111oneeleven

[sarge@startrek.website]

You mean the convicted felon Rapist manchild known for acting like a child is..... Acting like a child?

I'm so glad 25% of the population got to destroy the country because they can't handle LGBT people and immigrants existing.

No hard feelings if you want to build a wall around the US, Republicans here seem to think those are foolproof.

[endeavor@sopuli.xyz]

Too snowy, not enough grass.

[dmmacniel@feddit.org]

Maybe the unification wasn't such a good idea after all.

[sim@lemm.ee]

By not reacting with a united front when he first mentioned the idea of invasion, Europe normalised threats of war as a negotiating tactic.

[angrycommiekender@lemmy.world]

Californian here, we can pay for that with all the federal taxes we will be saving.

[angrycommiekender@lemmy.world]

They do have a lot of cheap eggs, but not of the chicken variety. Cod, halibut, shrimp, crab, and prawn eggs should all be plentiful though.

[inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Vermonter here. I’ll take socialized medicine yes please! Trade me!

[flipper@feddit.org]

Russia gets Donesk, otherwise it is an "unfriendly act" from Ukraine, says Putin.

That sounds exactly as stupid.

[eran_morad@lemmy.world]

That’s precisely the point of all this.

[eran_morad@lemmy.world]

Europe fucked up bad when Putin sent his blyats into Georgia, Crimea, Moldova.