A simple sign on a fence asking the question we all ponder
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No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart
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"Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you.”
hopefully
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The real question is was that sign placed on the fence of a graveyard.
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Of course it is. It even has a special name: necrophilia!
Be the change you want to see in the world.
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What about smoking? I stopped after 20 years and it's been a decade, but can I light up if/when I cross through those pearly gates?
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Depends on how freaky your coroner is.
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No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart
Double Dash? I can't wait to train my army of Mario Kart virgins. We will roll into the den of sinners and strike them down with well timed green shells. Mini boosting all the way.
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The real question is was that sign placed on the fence of a graveyard.
The real question is how your question should be interpreted
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Still trying to figure out sex before death.
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No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart
You need to die holding the good controller otherwise you're forced to spend eternity playing with the mad catz.
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No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart
Which god i have to praise daily to be able to hangout and just gaming with 72 other people? That sounds like a goal.
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Donate your body to a group of necrophiliacs and the answer is yes.
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What about smoking? I stopped after 20 years and it's been a decade, but can I light up if/when I cross through those pearly gates?
St. Peter: "Smoking or non-smoking?"
You: "Uh... Smoking!"
is sent to Hell
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Not if you are reincarnated as a jellyfish
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Which god i have to praise daily to be able to hangout and just gaming with 72 other people? That sounds like a goal.
With a monthly donation, I can help you achieve your spirtial goals.
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Donate your body to a group of necrophiliacs and the answer is yes.
I don't know how to feel about this technically correct answer.
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I don't know how to feel about this technically correct answer.
Will you be using it?
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No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart
Also, theyre all the kind of virgin whos way better at video games than you.
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St. Peter: "Smoking or non-smoking?"
You: "Uh... Smoking!"
is sent to Hell
Lies. What do you think the holy ghost is made from? That's pure nicotine my friend. People get quite a buzz just being on the same cloud with him. God works in mysterious ways.
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Not sure if there will be for me, but I know for a fact that there has been some for others.
