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It is. Just accept it

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  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]
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    My grandma texted me on sunday, I opened the text this morning but haven't replied yet šŸ˜ž

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

      For the chicken it is 😭

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      It's fine, its world ended a long time ago

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      • capt_wolf@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

        šŸŽ¶I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in looove! šŸŽ¶

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        My mama told me, she said "Son, please beware

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          Its so joever

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          • tired@leminal.spaceT [email protected]

            dissertation submission in 1 week, haven't even started working on the application. crazy how this is gonna be my first comment in here, strangely enough i'm not worried though; even being aware of the time i wasted and how the whole degree's gonna be a waste. weird. i decided on what to do next though. work a min wage job, and spend 2 weeks worth of it on rent and 1 week of it on food and the other 1 week on other bills. the plan is to keep doing it until the day i die

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            One week is plenty of time to stay up late and crank out a half-assed dissertation that might even pass you.

            Alternatively, if there's more needed than just a good essay and presentation, go talk to a guidance councilor or your prof or something. You've got time to save your degree that you've been working towards!

            Or if you've truly used up all of the options at your educational institution you can always aim for a 2/4 year degree and transferring credits. Might have to take a handful of classes that don't transfer but its still a brilliant option. My 2 year degree would have cost me about 20k without the pell grant, (I ultimately only took 8k in student loans to help cover my lost income from reducing my hours while the pell grant covered all of the tuition and supply expenses) which given it literally got me making that much per year more immediately upon graduation is pretty damn good

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              Its so joever

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                My grandma texted me on sunday, I opened the text this morning but haven't replied yet šŸ˜ž

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                She's gonna die one day. Hopefully you reply before then.

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                • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]

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                    So my medium rare chicken recipe is dangerous?

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                    Chicken sashimi is right out.

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                      It's fine, its world ended a long time ago

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                      Imagine having lived that abobinable life of that chicken, get cut up, frozen, transported, bought and then at last, the person that paid for it all to happen just forget about you in the fridge until you rot and they just throw you in the garbage

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                      • tired@leminal.spaceT [email protected]

                        dissertation submission in 1 week, haven't even started working on the application. crazy how this is gonna be my first comment in here, strangely enough i'm not worried though; even being aware of the time i wasted and how the whole degree's gonna be a waste. weird. i decided on what to do next though. work a min wage job, and spend 2 weeks worth of it on rent and 1 week of it on food and the other 1 week on other bills. the plan is to keep doing it until the day i die

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                        Give me the title of your dissertation
                        And how many pages does it need to be

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                          Imagine having lived that abobinable life of that chicken, get cut up, frozen, transported, bought and then at last, the person that paid for it all to happen just forget about you in the fridge until you rot and they just throw you in the garbage

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                          Imagine you were raised surrounded by the dulcet sounds of gobbling, a proud snood and symmetrical caruncle outdone only by the most dynamic of wattles, strutting around with your fully eighteen-inch tail feathers signaling your prominence, only to be dishonored in death, described as a filthy clucker, a low-rent, bucket-dwelling, smooth-brained, Kentucky fried shitbird. You own Thanksgiving and Christmas, bitch, and these lemmings out here mistaking you for some foghorn leghorn bitch ass chicken.

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                            Imagine having lived that abobinable life of that chicken, get cut up, frozen, transported, bought and then at last, the person that paid for it all to happen just forget about you in the fridge until you rot and they just throw you in the garbage

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                            If a serial killer locked me in a shed, force fed me, then eventually killed me, I don't think them not eating my corpse would be my primary objection

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                            • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]
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                              It is too late, yeah. Good to realise and feel it sometimes I think.

                              What's with the picture tho? Is that a frozen chicken? Just a random choice?

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                              • obinice@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                It is too late, yeah. Good to realise and feel it sometimes I think.

                                What's with the picture tho? Is that a frozen chicken? Just a random choice?

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                                Last year's thanksgiving has come and gone. It's too late to prepare for it.

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                                  It is too late, yeah. Good to realise and feel it sometimes I think.

                                  What's with the picture tho? Is that a frozen chicken? Just a random choice?

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                                  Often people wait too long before starting to defrost their holiday turkey, which can take many days. (I've heard something like 2 days/kg [24hours/lb], but never done it myself) Inexperienced cooks will then try to "save time" in the oven by increasing the ambient heat, ruining the food.

                                  Either that or it's some confusing analogy with climate change that I don't "get".

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                                    Imagine you were raised surrounded by the dulcet sounds of gobbling, a proud snood and symmetrical caruncle outdone only by the most dynamic of wattles, strutting around with your fully eighteen-inch tail feathers signaling your prominence, only to be dishonored in death, described as a filthy clucker, a low-rent, bucket-dwelling, smooth-brained, Kentucky fried shitbird. You own Thanksgiving and Christmas, bitch, and these lemmings out here mistaking you for some foghorn leghorn bitch ass chicken.

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                                    This comment was awesome, I was thinking about how much I loved it in the showers.
                                    "dulcet sounds of gobbling", you are a poet

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