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Just.....why?

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      if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

      that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

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        My toothbrush is as dumb as it comes. The only smart thing it does is charging itself when I put it in its charger base. And that should be the standard.

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          Why did you have to login in the first place? What's an "Oral-B brushing experience"?

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            Why did you have to login in the first place? What's an "Oral-B brushing experience"?

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            It's the experience of a toothbrush collecting data about your daily routines to sell for profit.

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              My toothbrush is as dumb as it comes. The only smart thing it does is charging itself when I put it in its charger base. And that should be the standard.

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              No reason to even use electricity. A damp cloth and some baking soda works just as well!

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                We have recently gotten ourselves some SURI toothbrushes and they are eco friendly, repairable, the heads are recyclable/ biodegradable. They also give a better clean than my old oral b electric. Quieter too. Highly recommend.

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                  No reason to even use electricity. A damp cloth and some baking soda works just as well!

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                  Uh, looking that up, it really doesn't seem to be true.

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                    Why did you have to login in the first place? What's an "Oral-B brushing experience"?

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                    You can use the Oral B with some electric brushes to see where you have brushed and where you haven't to help you with not missing anything.

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                      I wonder if it's so you can get a calendar of usage tines. Could be handy to ensure kids are brushing for the right amount of time?

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                        No reason to even use electricity. A damp cloth and some baking soda works just as well!

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                        Pfft baking soda? Don't you know certain tree species' twigs work just as well?


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                          You can use the Oral B with some electric brushes to see where you have brushed and where you haven't to help you with not missing anything.

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                          You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this week!

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                            You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this week!

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                            You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this we

                            Sorry, not sure what you mean by this (not a native English speaker)

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                              You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this we

                              Sorry, not sure what you mean by this (not a native English speaker)

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                              It's a data collection joke.

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                                We have recently gotten ourselves some SURI toothbrushes and they are eco friendly, repairable, the heads are recyclable/ biodegradable. They also give a better clean than my old oral b electric. Quieter too. Highly recommend.

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                                How repairable are we talking? Can the battery be replaced?

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                                  if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

                                  that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

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                                  People keeping buying it because they don't know this shit exist. And once they already buy it... Hey, as long as it works....

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                                    if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

                                    that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

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                                    But.. how else am I going to connect my toothbrush to my smarthome..?

                                    Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don't need to be logged in.

                                    I agree. It's super dumb to buy IOT toothbrushes that require you to be logged in. Luckily I'm not one of those people, so that doesn't apply to me. Phew..

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                                      if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

                                      that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

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                                      Right? I buy only open-source wifi toothbrushes. Still waiting on the year of the Linux toothbrush, tbh

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                                        But.. how else am I going to connect my toothbrush to my smarthome..?

                                        Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don't need to be logged in.

                                        I agree. It's super dumb to buy IOT toothbrushes that require you to be logged in. Luckily I'm not one of those people, so that doesn't apply to me. Phew..

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                                        Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don’t need to be logged in.

                                        Oh god I hope this is sarcasm. I'm good with my old, dumb oral-b that does nothing but brush my fucking teeth.

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                                          How repairable are we talking? Can the battery be replaced?

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                                          Yup, you need to send it back to them but for a few quid (or included if you have their replacement head subscription) they will change the battery for you.

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