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Just.....why?

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    My toothbrush is as dumb as it comes. The only smart thing it does is charging itself when I put it in its charger base. And that should be the standard.

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      Why did you have to login in the first place? What's an "Oral-B brushing experience"?

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        Why did you have to login in the first place? What's an "Oral-B brushing experience"?

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        It's the experience of a toothbrush collecting data about your daily routines to sell for profit.

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          My toothbrush is as dumb as it comes. The only smart thing it does is charging itself when I put it in its charger base. And that should be the standard.

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          No reason to even use electricity. A damp cloth and some baking soda works just as well!

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            We have recently gotten ourselves some SURI toothbrushes and they are eco friendly, repairable, the heads are recyclable/ biodegradable. They also give a better clean than my old oral b electric. Quieter too. Highly recommend.

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              No reason to even use electricity. A damp cloth and some baking soda works just as well!

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              Uh, looking that up, it really doesn't seem to be true.

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                Why did you have to login in the first place? What's an "Oral-B brushing experience"?

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                You can use the Oral B with some electric brushes to see where you have brushed and where you haven't to help you with not missing anything.

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                  I wonder if it's so you can get a calendar of usage tines. Could be handy to ensure kids are brushing for the right amount of time?

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                    No reason to even use electricity. A damp cloth and some baking soda works just as well!

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                    Pfft baking soda? Don't you know certain tree species' twigs work just as well?


                    (not AI)

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                      You can use the Oral B with some electric brushes to see where you have brushed and where you haven't to help you with not missing anything.

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                      You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this week!

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                        You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this week!

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                        You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this we

                        Sorry, not sure what you mean by this (not a native English speaker)

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                          You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this we

                          Sorry, not sure what you mean by this (not a native English speaker)

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                          It's a data collection joke.

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                            We have recently gotten ourselves some SURI toothbrushes and they are eco friendly, repairable, the heads are recyclable/ biodegradable. They also give a better clean than my old oral b electric. Quieter too. Highly recommend.

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                            How repairable are we talking? Can the battery be replaced?

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                              if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

                              that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

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                              People keeping buying it because they don't know this shit exist. And once they already buy it... Hey, as long as it works....

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                                if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

                                that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

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                                But.. how else am I going to connect my toothbrush to my smarthome..?

                                Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don't need to be logged in.

                                I agree. It's super dumb to buy IOT toothbrushes that require you to be logged in. Luckily I'm not one of those people, so that doesn't apply to me. Phew..

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                                  if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

                                  that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

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                                  Right? I buy only open-source wifi toothbrushes. Still waiting on the year of the Linux toothbrush, tbh

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                                    But.. how else am I going to connect my toothbrush to my smarthome..?

                                    Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don't need to be logged in.

                                    I agree. It's super dumb to buy IOT toothbrushes that require you to be logged in. Luckily I'm not one of those people, so that doesn't apply to me. Phew..

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                                    Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don’t need to be logged in.

                                    Oh god I hope this is sarcasm. I'm good with my old, dumb oral-b that does nothing but brush my fucking teeth.

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                                      How repairable are we talking? Can the battery be replaced?

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                                      Yup, you need to send it back to them but for a few quid (or included if you have their replacement head subscription) they will change the battery for you.

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                                        if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

                                        that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

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                                        We should not be shaming the consumers, but educating them. The blame is on the companies for making such a terrible product in the first place, the consumer only found out how bad it was after. Sometimes, you can no longer return a product because its X days out of policy.

                                        Not that I don't completely agree with your sentiment, but to make people start advocating for themselves, you have to make them see you are a friend, and the company is the enemy.

                                        (not that the oop would ever see this post, comment or reply because who on twitter is also using lemmy, but you get it right?)

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                                          Rhod Gilbert on toothbrush is worth watching if you haven’t seen it yet.

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