You are hungry and about to eat, when suddenly you drop your food to the floor; What are your first thoughts and what do you do next?
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
One mississippi... two mississippi... three mississippi...
Good as new!
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
Clean it up and get another serving.
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Food drops to the ground
Me: "AGAIN!? Ah well, that's typical, just my luck."
Starts picking it up and eating anyway with a bare minimum of cleaning said food, just like a dog
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
Depends on if it is messy.
Unbuttered toast might just get a brushing off before I eat it.
Lasagna will get scraped up and tossed.
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
i once dropped an entire rotisserie chicken on the floor. better believe i rinsed and ate that mf
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
too many variables not addressed.
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
I unzip, then I start thinking about moths.
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
Extremely situational. Soup? Fug. Pizza but not topping side down on kitchen floor? Brush it off.
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Extremely situational. Soup? Fug. Pizza but not topping side down on kitchen floor? Brush it off.
Pizza but not topping side down on kitchen floor?
You have overcome Murphy's law?
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
Pick it up, dust it off, eat.
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
“Happy birthday to the ground!”
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Pizza but not topping side down on kitchen floor?
You have overcome Murphy's law?
This is a thought experiment only, of course.
He would never actually drop his pizza on the floor. That makes no sense. -
I unzip, then I start thinking about moths.
Classic Tracaine.
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This is a thought experiment only, of course.
He would never actually drop his pizza on the floor. That makes no sense.I don't believe you...
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
How clean is the ground? How wet is the food? These are the questions.
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
I am now holding 2 wriggly cats which teleported into the mess to try and clean the floor with their tongues.
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How clean is the ground? How wet is the food? These are the questions.
These are the most important questions, the only ones which truly matter. Also, did anyone else see?
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
Eat the floor, easy.
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I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement
I mostly eat sloppy meal prep so I guess I wonder if it's going to harm my dog.
