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    Because that fork has trisomy 21.

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      Doesn't matter what the scale is: it's still zero.

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      Joke’s on you, the scale is from 3 to 17, and 13 is the highest rating.

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        Gonna be a 3/10 from me dawg

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          Why TF is Lemmy's nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?

          I mean, that's half of mine. How did we get here?

          Edit: 2/10. I hate it, but it has heft.

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          Bricks? I've seen a surprising amount about utensils, but I think i missed the bricks.

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            8/10. While inneficient in material usage, its streamlined form and unique silhouette should make it easy to clean and find if one of the fam accidentally takes it home.

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              3/10. Not great, Bob.

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                If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that's a manufacturing dud but I'll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.

                I wouldn't be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it's trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.

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                  It looks like a Botero painting

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                  The anime about Naruto's son?

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                    Excellent for pokin' olives. 7/10

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                      Excellent for pokin' olives. 7/10

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                      I was gonna say eyes

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                        Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson

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                        Looks like Barts older cousin

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                          I prefer this one. Way more area in the handle for better grip.

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                          That's not a fork that's a thnork

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                            That is a rational number

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                            22/7 doesn't count

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                              22/7 doesn't count

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                              3.145183813819291837 isn't the beginning of π, it's just some random number that happens to also start with 3.14

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                                Tines are uneven, 4/10

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                                  4 out of 5 prongs.

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                                    7/10

                                    Would suck for most situations but would excel in a few specific situations

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                                      If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that's a manufacturing dud but I'll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.

                                      I wouldn't be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it's trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.

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                                      Nah the michelin waste should be higher because some rich asshole lost an investment and some chef got a dream job for a while.

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                                        Will-stab-my-eye-out-to-never-see-it-again/10

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                                          Bricks? I've seen a surprising amount about utensils, but I think i missed the bricks.

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                                          It was a couple days ago, some greentext post about some anon's brother hates cement and cement blocks.

                                          https://lemmy.today/post/36312407

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