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New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders

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      The funny thing is that, if this were true, it would be the most efficient and effective way to register a hundred politicians, especially Republicans, as sex offenders.

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        Genuine case of "this headline could easily be true in the current climate".

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          The funny thing is that, if this were true, it would be the most efficient and effective way to register a hundred politicians, especially Republicans, as sex offenders.

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          No, see... It was a "staffing issue"! Totally wasn't me. On my account.

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            Genuine case of "this headline could easily be true in the current climate".

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            I was genuinely eating this onion before I came to the comments lol. Came here to drop a WTF rant, and instead I find out I'm a dummy right now.

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              No, see... It was a "staffing issue"! Totally wasn't me. On my account.

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              Staffing issue. Do these people not even hear themselves?

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                I was genuinely eating this onion before I came to the comments lol. Came here to drop a WTF rant, and instead I find out I'm a dummy right now.

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                I was honestly wondering how many people would tell on themselves.

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                  Genuine case of "this headline could easily be true in the current climate".

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                  My immediate reaction was "yeah, that tracks".

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                    Welp they got me on this one. Good shit, Onion. Ridiculous we live in a world where I believed this for a good 10 seconds.

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                      Welp they got me on this one. Good shit, Onion. Ridiculous we live in a world where I believed this for a good 10 seconds.

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                      Yeah same here.

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                        laugh all you want, but the Kids Online Safety Act would do this on a federal scale... and it's already passed the house

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                          Staffing issue. Do these people not even hear themselves?

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                          You think they give a shit?

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                            Should have said Ohio

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                              I ate the onion

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                                'I believed this satire!' means it's bad satire.

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                                  'I believed this satire!' means it's bad satire.

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                                  No, it means life got incredibly fucked up..

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                                    No, it means life got incredibly fucked up..

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                                    And it's bad satire. This wasn't printed a year ago; they published this knowing exactly how fucked-up life is. It doesn't work.

                                    The Onion, of all sites, does not need anyone's excuses.

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                                      The funny thing is that, if this were true, it would be the most efficient and effective way to register a hundred politicians, especially Republicans, as sex offenders.

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                                      Oh no... I wasn't "watching porn" I was researching content to make sure the law is properly applied!

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                                        It's pretty much impossible to satirise US politics, isn't it?

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                                          Almost bought it. If they had called it a new bill, "introduced" or some such, instead of "law" it would be perfectly feasible.

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