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We cant standardize measurements for billion dollar space programs but we can when we compare our dicks

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  • kami@lemmy.dbzer0.comK [email protected]

    My European dick is measured in centimeters

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    I prefer to measure mine in milliliters. Big (numbers) matter.

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      I measure mine in parsecs

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      Angstroms

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        I’ve known more than one guy who measured his dick in inches and did it wrong, because fractional inches are unintuitive as fuck. Americans need to just rip the bandaid off and commit to metric, it’s much better over on this side

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        • engywuck@lemmy.zipE [email protected]

          Angstroms

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          I've been at Ångströmlaboratoriet a lot

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            I thought USians use football pitches. Or in this case, matches. Or fractions of these.

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              I’ve known more than one guy who measured his dick in inches and did it wrong, because fractional inches are unintuitive as fuck. Americans need to just rip the bandaid off and commit to metric, it’s much better over on this side

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              Now... What if we make "1 dick" the fundamental metrich length unit? That would solve a lot of problems.

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                I've been at Ångströmlaboratoriet a lot

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                i prefer planck lenghts. makes it seem bigger than it actually is

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                • engywuck@lemmy.zipE [email protected]

                  Now... What if we make "1 dick" the fundamental metrich length unit? That would solve a lot of problems.

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                  I would respect speed limits even less if they were measured in dicks per hour

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                  • engywuck@lemmy.zipE [email protected]

                    Now... What if we make "1 dick" the fundamental metrich length unit? That would solve a lot of problems.

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                    There's anime with that IIRC, with a pixie character having height of exactly one dick. Can't recall the name tho.

                    Edit: Quick search revealed it's Handyman Saitou in Another World

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                    • gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.comG [email protected]
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                      Who the hell would measure their package in inches outside the good ole USA?

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