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Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt

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  • M [email protected]

    Some may call this a bug, but I'd argue this is it's best feature

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    Innocent people are being killed. Not really something to celebrate.

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      Innocent people are being killed. Not really something to celebrate.

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      They bought a cybertruck. Are they really innocent?

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        It was the weirdest shit. He doesn't know anything about towing or hauling. His cybertruck is the first truck like vehicle he has ever owned and for some reason his ego tells him he's qualified to help. Its probably his total lack of experience that caused his upset.

        To redeem him a bit he is incredibly willing to help people. He's just got more money than brains and experience lol.

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        Yah, I was about to mention ego being very much involved in all of this from the purchase of the "truck" to feeling spurned by not being asked to help. My ego would be hard-pressed to avoid educating him. Politely, of course.

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        • theloweststone@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          No social media is a green flag IMO.

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          You're literally using social media right now.

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            The Swasticar!

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            • P [email protected]

              You're literally using social media right now.

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              This is more akin to forums of old and less like your facebooks, snaps, etc

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              • B [email protected]

                Imagine a cyber truck bro listening to Joe Rogan in that thing. How does that not make every woman in sight instantly aroused?? /s

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                My panties are soaked! I'm also a pudgy middle-age dude.

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                • badeendje@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                  Wankpanzer

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                  Apartheidsemi

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                  • P [email protected]

                    You're literally using social media right now.

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                    I like the term that was applied to reddit, antisocial media.

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                      In case you weren't referencing this, be amazed:

                      https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-sue-cybertruck-buyers-they-resell-in-first-year-2023-11?op=1

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                      Tesla may also refuse to sell you any future vehicles

                      Oh no 😥

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                        Not even Hitler would buy one. He's got too much self-respect than to associate with Elon.

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                        • F [email protected]

                          Weird, I've heard Elon's pull out game sucks balls.

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                          And I've heard the majority of his kids are IVF/surrogate... does Leon even fuck?

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                          • roofuskit@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                            I'm assuming the electric f150 has greater than 1 wheel drive?

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                            Which vehicles have that? The base cybertruck has two motors for AWD.

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                              You're literally using social media right now.

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                              Anonymous social media like this is not what people think of when someone says "social media".

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                                The target audience is monied tech bro millenials who really wanted a warthog out of Halo.

                                The problem is that the overlap between tech bros and nazi lovers is definitely not 100%, probably not even 10%.

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                                If they wanted a Warthog, they should have gotten a Jeep.

                                Or built one. There are at least three fully functioning Warthogs out there, I think. I've seen the one at Weta.

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                                • M [email protected]

                                  You hit the nail on the head. If it can't tow it's pretty useless as a truck. If someone doesnt tow they probably dont need a truck in the first place otherwise they are better off with a gas model. The unfortunate thing is that regulations have forced manufacturers to implement shitty ICE drivetrains. Everything is a turbo now which is "more efficient" but there is no way they will last as long as the naturally aspirated V6 or V8s that would go for 400-500k miles.

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                                  Even most work trucks aren't towing very often. Even on job sites, most of the towed equipment is either brought in the first day and stays there (though with minor relocations) or it's brought in by the rental company, with their own vehicles.

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                                    Have they tried pulling out the "Make a vehicle that's not a massive and shitty death trap," or "Boot the Nazi from the company" stops? Because, I suspect doing those two might help it out.

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                                    The myth of Elon is still going strong. Now he's taking over government agencies. Not that it's the right move but keeping him on might keep the stock at the insanely overvalued level it's at. That's all that matters.

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                                      Which is mind boggling, as the Lightning seems like a good, attractive vehicle, while the cybertruck seems like a pile of shit

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                                      The Lightning has also been out for a few years now, so it's not the "new" thing. Also, I feel like half of those cYbErTrUcK purchases were people trying to resell them.

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                                        Does that mean Canada and Mexico will be sued if the tariffs don't make them beg to be annexed?

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                                        Trump lifted the tariffs. At this point I think it was just a smoke screen so there would be less coverage of Elon taking over the Treasury.

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                                          Which vehicles have that? The base cybertruck has two motors for AWD.

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                                          Regular F150s have single wheel drive.

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