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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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    We need to pump it back up. Is earth presta or schrader?

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      The most compelling argument I've seen yet.

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      Evidence to the contrary

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        Now take that level on an airplane BOOM more confirmed.

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        That would be flat aeroplane, not flat earth. Aeroplanes are made of metal. Earth is made of earth.

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          Evidence to the contrary

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          What is that abomination and how does it work

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            We need to pump it back up. Is earth presta or schrader?

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            I think you have to blow it up stronger than that. There's some movies about it.

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              That doesn't mean it's flat.

              That means it's level. You could find a level point on a baseball, too, if you balanced the level on it.

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              TIL baseballs are flat.

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                We need to pump it back up. Is earth presta or schrader?

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                My pump does both so we should be ok

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                  My pump does both so we should be ok

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                  Korhaka, we're gonna need your pump

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                    Korhaka, we're gonna need your pump

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                    Can we at least rinse it first?

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                    • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                      That... would show the same result.

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                      So when will you all just accept the science then?

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                        No, that just proves it's leveled. 😛

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                        Now you're just splitting hairs. Bad faith argument.

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                          Now take that level on an airplane BOOM more confirmed.

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                          That is usually one of the main proofs that earth is flat. The pilot doesn't have to keep lowering the plane in order not to fly higher, the fly completely level, yet the plane flies in a curve around the earth.

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                            What is that abomination and how does it work

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                            how does it work?

                            It doesn't.

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                            • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                              So when will you all just accept the science then?

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                              ::Shakes first in Wordstrum::

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                                Well it's not carbonated

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                                  how does it work?

                                  It doesn't.

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                                  Do you know, I think it might. If the ball is weighted on the bottom, it will still sit at a slight angle, if the surface it sits on is at an angle. And being spherical, it can then detect slopes in any direction.

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                                  • whotookkarl@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                    Well it's not carbonated

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                                    San Pellegrino Italy, Gerolsteiner Germany, Vichy Catalan Spain and Manitou Springs United States of America want to know if you're on the level.

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                                      That is usually one of the main proofs that earth is flat. The pilot doesn't have to keep lowering the plane in order not to fly higher, the fly completely level, yet the plane flies in a curve around the earth.

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                                      Well to be fair the earth is really really really big.

                                      Flat earthers have no sense of scale.

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                                        you jest but the model to be used is the simplest model that works in practice (to make useful predictions). Since most use-cases are machine building and construction, the curvature of the earth rarely matters. as such, "the earth is flat" is often the best model for a task. a spherical earth only really matters if you're dealing with either world-wide trade, geopolitics, or astronomy.

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                                          That is usually one of the main proofs that earth is flat. The pilot doesn't have to keep lowering the plane in order not to fly higher, the fly completely level, yet the plane flies in a curve around the earth.

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                                          ....but it has to go like nuts to stop falling out of the sky ?

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