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    They used the same song for the 2017 reboot, so that wouldn’t work. (Same lyrics, new recording.)

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      How did Ducktales get so many bangers associated with it in the 90s?

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        So, in Ireland, you need to go to a so called Off License to purchase alcohol or ciggies (the latter you can purchase at a newsagent as well). Went to my local grocery shop which had its own Off License to buy some tobacco. New guy working there, apparently from Poland. He asked me for my ID. I gave him my ID from another EU country which is basically the size of a credit card. He would absolutely not believe me that this was my official ID - even though as far as I know, the Polish IDs are the same format. He insisted I'd have to provide him with a drivers license (which I never had in the first place) or to show him my passport (which I didn't own either since you don't need one travelling from one EU country to another). This went back and forth for about ten minutes until I asked to speak to the manager for the first time ever in my life. Manager popped by and I explained what was going on. The manager checked my ID card and told the new guy: 'Of course that's an official ID, you gobshite...'. It made me chuckle and off I went with my tobacco.

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          "No problem, I can prove it: If you get between me and my coping mechanism, I'm liable to go to prison for what I'll do. Does that work for you?"

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          • mercano@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

            They used the same song for the 2017 reboot, so that wouldn’t work. (Same lyrics, new recording.)

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            Can confirm. My kid’s watched the series over summer break and it’s been stuck in my head.

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              I can only do it in Finnish 😧

              I can do the whole Fresh Prince intro, though! Back in school in the early ‘00s my geo teacher jokingly said “extra credit to anyone who can recite the Fresh Prince intro in front of class” and I stood up and recited it. Got points on my next assignment for it. Thanks, early /b/.

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                I’d also accept “The Nations of the World” by Yakko Warner.

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                  If you forget a few of the words, it'll only make it more convincing.

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                    I’d also accept “The Nations of the World” by Yakko Warner.

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                    Singing that one from memory is quite a feat

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                      Clever, age and sobriety test all in one

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                        So, in Ireland, you need to go to a so called Off License to purchase alcohol or ciggies (the latter you can purchase at a newsagent as well). Went to my local grocery shop which had its own Off License to buy some tobacco. New guy working there, apparently from Poland. He asked me for my ID. I gave him my ID from another EU country which is basically the size of a credit card. He would absolutely not believe me that this was my official ID - even though as far as I know, the Polish IDs are the same format. He insisted I'd have to provide him with a drivers license (which I never had in the first place) or to show him my passport (which I didn't own either since you don't need one travelling from one EU country to another). This went back and forth for about ten minutes until I asked to speak to the manager for the first time ever in my life. Manager popped by and I explained what was going on. The manager checked my ID card and told the new guy: 'Of course that's an official ID, you gobshite...'. It made me chuckle and off I went with my tobacco.

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                        Are you one of those 40 year olds that look like they are 15 or something?

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                          Hmm, how about the Samurai Pizza Cats or Fresh Prince theme?

                          Perhaps cheat codes for the original Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and StarCraft?

                          A Newgrounds username and password?

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                          • mercano@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                            They used the same song for the 2017 reboot, so that wouldn’t work. (Same lyrics, new recording.)

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                            Ah, yes, but did they do the full 3 minute version that most 80s and 90s Disney cartoon series had?

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                              Singing that one from memory is quite a feat

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                              Especially with all the countries that no longer exist!

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                                Pfft, I would have given the cashier a menu:

                                Rescue Rangers

                                TMNT theme

                                Darkwing Duck

                                TaleSpin

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                                  Hmm, how about the Samurai Pizza Cats or Fresh Prince theme?

                                  Perhaps cheat codes for the original Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and StarCraft?

                                  A Newgrounds username and password?

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                                  Recite the Konami code, how to use it in Contra, and what does it give you?

                                  ::: spoiler it gives you
                                  Bruises on the arm from a sibling for wasting all the extra lives.
                                  :::

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                                    Are you one of those 40 year olds that look like they are 15 or something?

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                                    Close, 38. 😄

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                                      https://youtube.com/shorts/lQcNyM8VMcE

                                      Is the cashier Leia?

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                                        Close, 38. 😄

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                                        Stop trying to pretend you're younger, spez

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                                          Stop trying to pretend you're younger, spez

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                                          I am totally not Spez.

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