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    They knew but wanted to reward his ingenuity

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      I know some "movies" with similar plots

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        Was a Man Named Carl Twinly Arrested For Pretending to be a Cow? | Snopes.com https://share.google/Ydqf8WoPmBFpJYwrU

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        Actual Link: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/carl-twinly-cow-arrest/

        The story about "Carl Twinly" is a work of fiction. However, the mugshot shown above is real. It was taken in 2008 and shows a woman who was arrested in Middleton, Ohio. According to Fox 19, she had been hired to dress up as a cow to promote a local haunted trail. She was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct after she allegedly got drunk, chased some children, and interrupted traffic.

        Fox 19 reported: "A Middletown woman is behind bars, charged with disorderly conduct after she was arrested while wearing a cow suit ... Police say Michelle Allen was getting in the way of traffic and chasing children while wearing her cow suit. She's also accused of urinating on a neighbor's front porch."

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          The face of an angel

          Yeah i know it's fake cmon

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            Actual Link: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/carl-twinly-cow-arrest/

            The story about "Carl Twinly" is a work of fiction. However, the mugshot shown above is real. It was taken in 2008 and shows a woman who was arrested in Middleton, Ohio. According to Fox 19, she had been hired to dress up as a cow to promote a local haunted trail. She was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct after she allegedly got drunk, chased some children, and interrupted traffic.

            Fox 19 reported: "A Middletown woman is behind bars, charged with disorderly conduct after she was arrested while wearing a cow suit ... Police say Michelle Allen was getting in the way of traffic and chasing children while wearing her cow suit. She's also accused of urinating on a neighbor's front porch."

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            whomst amongst us

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              How did they find out?

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                Actual Link: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/carl-twinly-cow-arrest/

                The story about "Carl Twinly" is a work of fiction. However, the mugshot shown above is real. It was taken in 2008 and shows a woman who was arrested in Middleton, Ohio. According to Fox 19, she had been hired to dress up as a cow to promote a local haunted trail. She was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct after she allegedly got drunk, chased some children, and interrupted traffic.

                Fox 19 reported: "A Middletown woman is behind bars, charged with disorderly conduct after she was arrested while wearing a cow suit ... Police say Michelle Allen was getting in the way of traffic and chasing children while wearing her cow suit. She's also accused of urinating on a neighbor's front porch."

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                The weirdest thing about this to me is “promote a local haunted trail.” How shitty and not-haunted is your haunted trail that you need someone in a cow suit to promote it?

                The rest of it is a no brainer. Obviously if I’m in a cow suit, I’m getting drunk and pissing on your porch. Nothing weird about that.

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                  Hours? Just give me 20 minutes

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                    How did they find out?

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                    More like, how did they go that long without finding out?

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                      I know some "movies" with similar plots

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                      I mean, are they not movies?

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                        This reminds me of The Office episode where Daryl is out on some kind of injury.

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                          The weirdest thing about this to me is “promote a local haunted trail.” How shitty and not-haunted is your haunted trail that you need someone in a cow suit to promote it?

                          The rest of it is a no brainer. Obviously if I’m in a cow suit, I’m getting drunk and pissing on your porch. Nothing weird about that.

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                          Maybe it's haunted by a drunk cow?

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                            More like, how did they go that long without finding out?

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                            Tasters complained

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                              I mean, are they not movies?

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                              well yes I guess they are

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                                That competition had one winner. It was this guy.

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                                  I mean, are they not movies?

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                                  'short film'

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                                    There's a scene in Top Secret like that. It stops being fun once the bull joins in though.

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                                      More like, how did they go that long without finding out?

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                                      The trick is to stay soft

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                                        Udder nonsense

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                                        But if it weren't, this story would be legendairy!

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                                          hqdefault-2063223437

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