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  • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

    Actual Link: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/carl-twinly-cow-arrest/

    The story about "Carl Twinly" is a work of fiction. However, the mugshot shown above is real. It was taken in 2008 and shows a woman who was arrested in Middleton, Ohio. According to Fox 19, she had been hired to dress up as a cow to promote a local haunted trail. She was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct after she allegedly got drunk, chased some children, and interrupted traffic.

    Fox 19 reported: "A Middletown woman is behind bars, charged with disorderly conduct after she was arrested while wearing a cow suit ... Police say Michelle Allen was getting in the way of traffic and chasing children while wearing her cow suit. She's also accused of urinating on a neighbor's front porch."

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    whomst amongst us

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      How did they find out?

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      • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

        Actual Link: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/carl-twinly-cow-arrest/

        The story about "Carl Twinly" is a work of fiction. However, the mugshot shown above is real. It was taken in 2008 and shows a woman who was arrested in Middleton, Ohio. According to Fox 19, she had been hired to dress up as a cow to promote a local haunted trail. She was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct after she allegedly got drunk, chased some children, and interrupted traffic.

        Fox 19 reported: "A Middletown woman is behind bars, charged with disorderly conduct after she was arrested while wearing a cow suit ... Police say Michelle Allen was getting in the way of traffic and chasing children while wearing her cow suit. She's also accused of urinating on a neighbor's front porch."

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        The weirdest thing about this to me is “promote a local haunted trail.” How shitty and not-haunted is your haunted trail that you need someone in a cow suit to promote it?

        The rest of it is a no brainer. Obviously if I’m in a cow suit, I’m getting drunk and pissing on your porch. Nothing weird about that.

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          Hours? Just give me 20 minutes

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            How did they find out?

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            More like, how did they go that long without finding out?

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            • iavicenna@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

              I know some "movies" with similar plots

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              I mean, are they not movies?

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                This reminds me of The Office episode where Daryl is out on some kind of injury.

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                  The weirdest thing about this to me is “promote a local haunted trail.” How shitty and not-haunted is your haunted trail that you need someone in a cow suit to promote it?

                  The rest of it is a no brainer. Obviously if I’m in a cow suit, I’m getting drunk and pissing on your porch. Nothing weird about that.

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                  Maybe it's haunted by a drunk cow?

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                    More like, how did they go that long without finding out?

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                    Tasters complained

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                      I mean, are they not movies?

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                      well yes I guess they are

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                        That competition had one winner. It was this guy.

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                          I mean, are they not movies?

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                          'short film'

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                            There's a scene in Top Secret like that. It stops being fun once the bull joins in though.

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                              More like, how did they go that long without finding out?

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                              The trick is to stay soft

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                                Udder nonsense

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                                But if it weren't, this story would be legendairy!

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                                  hqdefault-2063223437

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                                      There's a scene in Top Secret like that. It stops being fun once the bull joins in though.

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                                      Dude in bull costume, giggling

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                                        Dude in bull costume, giggling

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                                        Nah, the bull did all his own stunts:

                                        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iHLqce9rBXY

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                                          Tasters complained

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                                          But only after the 20th batch

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