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      Curious how the "an" in Germans is in lowercase when the rest is uppercase

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      For inflection. GermAHNs.

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        Common misconception uggh.
        You put it on sand to make hands. Duh

        Why else would they call it a handitiser

        /S

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        • comador@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

          "Maximum Lasting Formula with Vitamin M"

          Wow, it must be made with unobtainium!

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          That's not what it says.

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            Curious how the "an" in Germans is in lowercase when the rest is uppercase

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            Good eye, it's photoshop

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              That’s like 7,5 million Germans.

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                Good eye, it's photoshop

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                I could tell by the pixels.

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                  Fission Mailed Successfully

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                    I could tell by the pixels.

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                    The illusion is good, balanced enough to trick skimmers

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                    • b_tr3e@feddit.orgB [email protected]

                      Schutt up and eat your zand. Do not force me to go for ze Labskaus!

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                      But my Sandschneidemaschine is broken!

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                      • sonicblue03@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                        That looks like Hans Sanitizer.

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                        I spent way too much time trying to figure out what percentage of the German population are named “Hans” to see how effective this would be. According to this site and assuming a population of 84m, there’s about 0.01%. This product claims to be 0.09% effective against Germans, so it seems to be Sanitizing more than just Hans.

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                        • sobriquet@aussie.zoneS [email protected]

                          I spent way too much time trying to figure out what percentage of the German population are named “Hans” to see how effective this would be. According to this site and assuming a population of 84m, there’s about 0.01%. This product claims to be 0.09% effective against Germans, so it seems to be Sanitizing more than just Hans.

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                          My efforts produced .25% as the number indicating this only works on the weakest hans.

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                            But my Sandschneidemaschine is broken!

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                            The Sandschneidemaschinenmechanikermeister will take care of that.

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                              "Masturbating Formula with Vitamin M"

                              See, the version without Vitamin M is less effective...

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                              • b_tr3e@feddit.orgB [email protected]

                                The Sandschneidemaschinenmechanikermeister will take care of that.

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                                Man, that language is crazy.

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                                  It seems the original post was deleted, but I found this version with more pixels. Sadly, someone added some shit all over it. I might try to edit it out later.

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                                    Pocket sand!

                                    ...Hanitizer

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                                      https://dragon-quest.org/wiki/Muddy_hand

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                                        You're right. Almost makes me think it might be photoshopped.

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                                        Are you saying the internet could be lying to me?! :shocked-pikachu:

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