A true cinephile
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Listen up, woman. I didn't spend all this money on speakers to watch shit on a postage stamp.
Now hold still while I fire up Jellyfin.
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Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least
Three? What are you, a virgin? It took 20 to lose mine.
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Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least
Haha yeah guys I totally have a story like this too... Don't you just hate when girls flirt with you and you don't realise it... I mean it happens to me all the time... Soo many girls are interested in me... Sobs
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Haha yeah guys I totally have a story like this too... Don't you just hate when girls flirt with you and you don't realise it... I mean it happens to me all the time... Soo many girls are interested in me... Sobs
wrote last edited by [email protected]Sometimes decades later I suddenly realise I was being flirted on in some random party circa 2004. I used to think exactly like you!
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I was this dumb when I was a teenager.
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Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least
Mine was that a girl came up to me and gave me her phone number and said "Call me if you're ever doing anything." I said "Cool, I will." but then proceeded to be me, who's never doing anything.
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Y'all out here being handsome oblivious motherfuckers women hit on, meanwhile I'm just ugly.
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I’ve gotten plenty of hand jobs on the couch. Nothing wrong with the living room.
Me too. My wife tells me to cut it out while she's trying to watch her shows though.
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Coffee’s not coffee; coffee is sex! People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live
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Coffee’s not coffee; coffee is sex! People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live
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I was this dumb when I was a teenager.
i still am
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Y'all out here being handsome oblivious motherfuckers women hit on, meanwhile I'm just ugly.
It's all relative man. Sure you might be ugly on a scale of 1-10 but a subset of that scale like 1-3 you might be still be ugly but if you expand the scale, say from -3-1 you the too dog man! Just find yourself a -3 and she'll want to watch movies on a laptop on your bed, just make sure you reinforce the bed frame.
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It's all relative man. Sure you might be ugly on a scale of 1-10 but a subset of that scale like 1-3 you might be still be ugly but if you expand the scale, say from -3-1 you the too dog man! Just find yourself a -3 and she'll want to watch movies on a laptop on your bed, just make sure you reinforce the bed frame.
isnt -3 like a 7. Like you get so ugly you become pretty again
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Coffee’s not coffee; coffee is sex! People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live
Coffee is horrid disgusting bean soup that exists to get workers with too much overtime addicted to a stimulant to keep them working.
Drink tea instead. We didn't do two opium wars and a spot of good old fashioned imperialism just to supplant the tasty fermented leaf for a bitter jungle bean. Much more civilised.
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I had a somewhat similar situation but involving 3D modelling on a laptop. However, I was very aware I was being hit-on, but I just didn't care. I was in "the zone" making something for my project and didn't want to stop.
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I had a somewhat similar situation but involving 3D modelling on a laptop. However, I was very aware I was being hit-on, but I just didn't care. I was in "the zone" making something for my project and didn't want to stop.
be silent wench, I need to finish this first
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isnt -3 like a 7. Like you get so ugly you become pretty again
mfw mofo don't understand modular arithmetic
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isnt -3 like a 7. Like you get so ugly you become pretty again
Only to very specific fetishists
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When I was in college, I was pretty into a girl, but was too nervous to ask her out. I'm also famously oblivious.
A few months into this, she texts me saying she needs someone to peer review a paper, and wants me to come over to her place the next night around 10. She also specifically says her roommate will he out and she knows neither of us are seeing anyone, so we'll both be free to meet up.
So I go over there, and she comes out wearing yoga pants and a sports bra. I figure she's wanting to go to bed pretty soon.
She asks if I want a drink, and I ask for some water..She grabs it for me and sits next to me on the couch, and I lean in and.... ask for the paper.
She's like, "Oh, yeah." And she goes and prints it out and brings it to me.
It was pretty rough, and I peer-reviewed the shit out of it. I show her a bunch of mistakes and stuff, tell her she has some work to do, and leave.
I didn't realize how much of a seemingly-cruel dumbass I was for like a year.
tell me this has a good end and you guys are together now
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When I was in college, I was pretty into a girl, but was too nervous to ask her out. I'm also famously oblivious.
A few months into this, she texts me saying she needs someone to peer review a paper, and wants me to come over to her place the next night around 10. She also specifically says her roommate will he out and she knows neither of us are seeing anyone, so we'll both be free to meet up.
So I go over there, and she comes out wearing yoga pants and a sports bra. I figure she's wanting to go to bed pretty soon.
She asks if I want a drink, and I ask for some water..She grabs it for me and sits next to me on the couch, and I lean in and.... ask for the paper.
She's like, "Oh, yeah." And she goes and prints it out and brings it to me.
It was pretty rough, and I peer-reviewed the shit out of it. I show her a bunch of mistakes and stuff, tell her she has some work to do, and leave.
I didn't realize how much of a seemingly-cruel dumbass I was for like a year.
The year after i graduated college i went back to visit for some alumni thing. I ran into this guy i had been flirty with the year before and he invited me over to his room to "hang out". When I got there, he had just done laundry and had clean sheets he needed to put on his bed. I offered to help. I offered by sprawling my whole body, ass up, across his bed so I could tuck the corner in.
And then...
I helped him make his bed and clean the rest of his room. And we had a really nice chat and catch up. A couple of hours later, we hugged goodbye and I left.
