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How to hold onto a subway pole

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    Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.

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      That's what I call making use of Nature's gift.

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        She's doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.

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          If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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            I lack the words, but not the ability to convey my thoughts

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              Tarzan did it first

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                Bung Fu Grip

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                  That's nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.

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                    Riding the bussy and she's got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.

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                      Tarzan did it first

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                      1000025960

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                        We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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                          To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet...sort of.

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                            Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

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                              nasty and inconsiderate

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                                nasty and inconsiderate

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                                exactly!

                                they should be using the front, not the back...
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                                  If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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                                  is this the gen-z "if a tree falls in a forest"?

                                  if she fart do chat goon?

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                                    We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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                                      In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                                        Mind the Gap!

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                                          Eins A Scheißepfosten

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