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How to hold onto a subway pole

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    She's doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.

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      If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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        I lack the words, but not the ability to convey my thoughts

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          Tarzan did it first

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            Bung Fu Grip

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              That's nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.

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                Riding the bussy and she's got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.

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                  Tarzan did it first

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                    We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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                      To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet...sort of.

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                        Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

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                          nasty and inconsiderate

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                            nasty and inconsiderate

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                            exactly!

                            they should be using the front, not the back...
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                              If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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                              is this the gen-z "if a tree falls in a forest"?

                              if she fart do chat goon?

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                                We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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                                  In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                                    Mind the Gap!

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                                      Eins A Scheißepfosten

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                                        In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                                        Got his water bottle in a strategic place...

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                                          Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus

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