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How to hold onto a subway pole

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    If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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      I lack the words, but not the ability to convey my thoughts

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        Tarzan did it first

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          Bung Fu Grip

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            That's nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.

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              Riding the bussy and she's got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.

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                Tarzan did it first

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                  We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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                    To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet...sort of.

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                      Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

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                        nasty and inconsiderate

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                          nasty and inconsiderate

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                          exactly!

                          they should be using the front, not the back...
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                            is this the gen-z "if a tree falls in a forest"?

                            if she fart do chat goon?

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                              We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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                                In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                                  Mind the Gap!

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                                    Eins A Scheißepfosten

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                                      In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                                      Got his water bottle in a strategic place...

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                                        Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus

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                                          Don't skip cheek day

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