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How to hold onto a subway pole

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    Bung Fu Grip

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      That's nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.

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        Riding the bussy and she's got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.

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          Tarzan did it first

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            We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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              To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet...sort of.

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                Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

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                  nasty and inconsiderate

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                    nasty and inconsiderate

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                    exactly!

                    they should be using the front, not the back...
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                      If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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                      is this the gen-z "if a tree falls in a forest"?

                      if she fart do chat goon?

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                        We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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                          In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                            Mind the Gap!

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                              Eins A Scheißepfosten

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                                In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                                Got his water bottle in a strategic place...

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                                  Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus

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                                    Don't skip cheek day

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                                      I wish I was that pole

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                                        Don't skip cheek day

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                                        As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you've beefy enough cheeks.

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                                          I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.

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