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How to hold onto a subway pole

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    That's nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.

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      Riding the bussy and she's got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.

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        Tarzan did it first

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          We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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            To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet...sort of.

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              Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

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                nasty and inconsiderate

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                  nasty and inconsiderate

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                  exactly!

                  they should be using the front, not the back...
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                    If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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                    is this the gen-z "if a tree falls in a forest"?

                    if she fart do chat goon?

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                      We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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                        In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                          Mind the Gap!

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                            Eins A Scheißepfosten

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                              In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                              Got his water bottle in a strategic place...

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                                Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus

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                                  Don't skip cheek day

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                                    I wish I was that pole

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                                      Don't skip cheek day

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                                      As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you've beefy enough cheeks.

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                                        I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.

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