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How to hold onto a subway pole

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    Riding the bussy and she's got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.

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      Tarzan did it first

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        We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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          To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet...sort of.

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            Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

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              nasty and inconsiderate

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                nasty and inconsiderate

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                exactly!

                they should be using the front, not the back...
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                  If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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                  is this the gen-z "if a tree falls in a forest"?

                  if she fart do chat goon?

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                    We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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                      In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                        Mind the Gap!

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                          Eins A Scheißepfosten

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                            In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                            Got his water bottle in a strategic place...

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                              Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus

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                                Don't skip cheek day

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                                  I wish I was that pole

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                                    Don't skip cheek day

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                                    As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you've beefy enough cheeks.

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                                      I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.

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