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How to hold onto a subway pole

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    We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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      To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet...sort of.

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        Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

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          nasty and inconsiderate

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            nasty and inconsiderate

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            exactly!

            they should be using the front, not the back...
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              If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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              is this the gen-z "if a tree falls in a forest"?

              if she fart do chat goon?

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                We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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                  In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                    Mind the Gap!

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                      Eins A Scheißepfosten

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                        In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                        Got his water bottle in a strategic place...

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                          Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus

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                            Don't skip cheek day

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                              I wish I was that pole

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                                Don't skip cheek day

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                                As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you've beefy enough cheeks.

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                                  I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.

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