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How to hold onto a subway pole

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    To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet...sort of.

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      Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

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        nasty and inconsiderate

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          nasty and inconsiderate

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          exactly!

          they should be using the front, not the back...
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            If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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            is this the gen-z "if a tree falls in a forest"?

            if she fart do chat goon?

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              We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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                In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                  Mind the Gap!

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                    Eins A Scheißepfosten

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                      In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                      Got his water bottle in a strategic place...

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                        Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus

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                          Don't skip cheek day

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                            I wish I was that pole

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                              Don't skip cheek day

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                              As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you've beefy enough cheeks.

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                                I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.

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