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How to hold onto a subway pole

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    Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

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      nasty and inconsiderate

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        nasty and inconsiderate

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        exactly!

        they should be using the front, not the back...
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          If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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          is this the gen-z "if a tree falls in a forest"?

          if she fart do chat goon?

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            We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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              In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                Mind the Gap!

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                  Eins A Scheißepfosten

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                    In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                    Got his water bottle in a strategic place...

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                      Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus

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                        Don't skip cheek day

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                          I wish I was that pole

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                            Don't skip cheek day

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                            As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you've beefy enough cheeks.

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                              I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.

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