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I broke my hip bone a month ago and have to be robocop for the rest of my life... Can't imagine the pain this person felt.

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    So they've broken their pelvis straight through about half way up, popped their right femur out of the socket, and split the left femur straight through near the top.... yeah... that sucks

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    Yup, but you forgot the part when the tip of the right femur went out through their butthole...

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      That’s just dislocated.

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        Oh jesus fucking christ that actually made me wince. Do they make full-body cups that I can wear so this absolutely never happens to me?

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          If I recall from seeing the original article, it actually made a new butthole.

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          • M [email protected]

            Is it the story about trucks, or spelling "knew" as "new"?

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            Or the story about a lawsuit that only makes sense when you reframe it as a florida man headline in your mind

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              Did he buttfuck himself with his femur?

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                Or the story about a lawsuit that only makes sense when you reframe it as a florida man headline in your mind

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                exactly this "florida man hit himself in the head with a hammer, sued the hammer company and won a bazillion dollars" stuff

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                  Not to be all prudish or anything, but this made my stomach turn seeing it. IDK if tagging it would help but at least I would have been mentally braced for it.

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                    Oh look. They pooped their femur!

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                    People really need to stop putting weird things up their asses.

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                      The hip bones attached to the..... Oh, sorry about that....

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                        exactly this "florida man hit himself in the head with a hammer, sued the hammer company and won a bazillion dollars" stuff

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                        And then he new what to do next and bought his whole family hammers from the hammer company.

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                          And then he new what to do next and bought his whole family hammers from the hammer company.

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                          sounds familiar think i now that from watching the knews

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                          • L [email protected]

                            So they've broken their pelvis straight through about half way up, popped their right femur out of the socket, and split the left femur straight through near the top.... yeah... that sucks

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                            Holy crap, I didn’t even notice the broken pelvis and left femur break, gah!

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                              As horrific as this is, it feels a bit over cautious. There's quite many horrific accident pics to be found that could be used to say 'never in your life get into a car'.

                              In the many years that I've been driving I've never collided with another car. The amount of time I've sat in a car with my legs on the dashboard is even smaller, as it's not particularly comfortable.That doesn't mean accidents don't happen, but the statistical risk of this particular incident happening is rather small.

                              There's really a lot more things that are statistically more dangerous than this, that people still do on a daily basis like standing on a ladder or playing sports.

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                                I can't even conceptualise what happened based on this xray, all I know is it looks fucking painful.

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                                  Oh jesus fucking christ that actually made me wince. Do they make full-body cups that I can wear so this absolutely never happens to me?

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                                  You could start by just listening to the advice above the image. It's a good start.

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                                    That took a second to sink in how bad this would be

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                                      Did he win or did they settle?

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                                      That's the real question.

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                                        You could start by just listening to the advice above the image. It's a good start.

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                                        Yeah fair suggestion 😂

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                                          Did he win or did they settle?

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                                          It's been almost two decades, I'm pretty sure it was a settlement though.

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